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No matter where you are you will eventually meet someone from Texas its inevitable
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This one takes the cake because most others are deliberately provocative. He genuinely didn’t realise the issue with this tweet until after he posted it
genuinely, what is the worst tweet of all time?
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i don't understand why bars can get in trouble for serving drunk people but not pregnant people? you'd think the law would care more about 2 people being at risk instead of 1 but this stupid bitch was on tables and shit showing off the drinks like 7 months in
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LETS GOOOOO
For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper. In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way. Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket. It changed his life. On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot. "Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle." I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue." He slammed his hand on the desk. "This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil." Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM. I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up. Director Sato was already there. I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE. When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice. "Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid." Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal. At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board. My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek. He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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last one. pls lugia🙏🏾
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they should make a pokemon game set in corpus christi, texas
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Naruto First Promo
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You’re about to be on a weed jar lil buddy hate to break it to ya
Photographer Hadlee Renjith captured the rare Melanobatrachus, also known as the Galaxy Frog, deep in the forests of Munnar, Kerala. Its skin is dotted with tiny blue speckles that look like stars across a night sky. (Via @hadlee_renjith)
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dude next to me sounds like he's listening to walmart scanner remixes. get him OFF the road
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had to sleep on the couch for one night while my girlfriend slept in our room and she didn't get to sleep until around 4am. i lay down in bed tonight and she basically grapples me then passes out within 5 minutes
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ETHAN KLEIN HAD SEX W TWO WOMEN AND A TURK STILL HAD TO PAY KIDS IN A BROTHEL TO GET LAID
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i'm nice and will support friends but i'm also a realist. i'm not gonna be delusional for you or cheer on something that's morally/inherently wrong then end up looking stupid
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went to see my mom and she gave us $200 and a loaf of homemade infused banana nut bread then made reservations for us to eat at a restaurant on the lake tomorrow night
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I have never met a person who uses Threads
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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michael retweeted
Indeed, he was none other than Benjamin Netenyahu
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michael retweeted
Its the beer app all over again
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Big Jilla posted up in the trenches with a MiniGun 😳
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3 umbreons in 3 languages
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michael retweeted
dont get in my car looking both ways nigga i got dis
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“it’s AI” bruh it’s literally on the TYT channel 😭😭 youtu.be/mQPvO0oZzDA?t=160
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