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Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream!
Chatgpt in 2026: Girl—stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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I work in the industry and this is 100% true, at work the other day I tried to show a guy porn on my phone and he basically fully freaked out Lol.
"One Night Only" director Will Gluck says it's "100%" true that Gen Z and Gen Alpha don’t want to see sex on screen:
"I went through this on two movies. I have long pages of empirical data about it. The only thing is I don’t think it’s just Gen Z and Gen Alpha. I believe it’s been a societal shift from taking nudity in adult situations and putting them on your phones at home for everybody. Now it’s more of a private, intimate thing that people don’t want to see when they’re in a shared experience. Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable."
variety.com/2026/film/featur…
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David Lettermenes: King Agamemnon (grimace) you know his wife? Queen Clytemnestra. Clyyy tem nesss traaaa. She also has a face that launched a thousand ships. In the other direction! The other direction, Paulos.
Paulos Schaffer: (doing a sting in the pan flute)
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accidentally said “do you guys have Flank Stank” to the grocery store employee and then immediately left the store.
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
my favorite baseball story of all time
On this date in 1959, Harvey Haddix retired the first 36 Braves he faced in Milwaukee, carrying a perfect game into the 13th inning ...
An error ended the perfect game, a Joe Adcock double ended the no-hitter, and Harvey Haddix somehow ended the day with a loss.
Final line for Haddix:
12.2 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 8 K
And somehow ... a loss 🤯
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Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow
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guys getting waylaid roadside
highwaymen best moments
top 10 brigands
epic banditry gone wrong
marauder compilation 2 hours
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Ranking the U.S presidents based on if and how many and which Beatles did they meet.
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Just walked by a teen who anxiously asked his friend “Baddies will be there, right?” and the friend sighed and said “We’ll see”
