@lxffty
Joined September 2026
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Can they invent a new type of gay guy? Kinda tired of the anxious-avoidant high achievers who gave up on artistic aspirations to make money/party and who grew up with a harsh, emotionally smothering mom and emotionally distant dad … it’s getting old
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Jum
@JesterJum
Sep 26
Idk the science behind it but if you're ever naked and want to feel more naked, just put shoes on.
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so it’s hate waffles day
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 26
Today is National Pancake Day.
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Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger@ThisStupidTwink
Sep 25
there should be nude beaches but for the woods. nude woods.
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nice tweets bro are you on the spectrum
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viktor@k111vv
Sep 24
Abusers be like why the fuck did you tell them I abused you that’s abusive
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Pulling her thong back like I'm drawing a mongolian war bow
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y’all gon wear that nicole kidman song out until it becomes sandra bullock😒
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Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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Amigo
@Topboix
Sep 26
Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you
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Excuse me?!
toulouse grande@bratvalentines
Sep 23
true fans understood that the crab on her puss was a metaphor for an STD
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just called a chinese restaurant and ordered 25,000 wings they said 10 minute
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julia
@juumelo_
Sep 25
hey bro will there be actual human connection and love at the function or do we have to pre
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yo mama so fat she need to take GLP-2’s
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But do aliens believe in me
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You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul
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getting cancer from licking the aluminium salts off his armpits
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ill never let a Tesla merge in
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quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça
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Anvi🍒
@anvixox
Sep 8
Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.
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