Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined August 2018
The soap opera is over. #GeneralElection #EastEnders
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I don't do cocaine, but I can bet it hits the same as the last 5 minutes of this match did... What a night, man. 🔥 #WrestleMania xitter.cf/FAR5222/status/1777162…
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I love you brother! Now YOUR story begins!! Congrats Champ!!
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Fuck
Bored at work. LOL!
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The Rock’s entrance. #WWERAW
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Tracy Chapman — who hasn’t performed live in years — just sang “Fast Car” on stage with Luke Combs at the Grammy’s. The backstory behind this collaboration is incredible. Combs’ first favourite song ever was “Fast Car”. He covered it in early 2023 as a country version and the song hit #1 on country charts in July. Chapman owns the song’s composition rights and became the first black female to top the Country chart as a sole writer. What did she think of the cover? Chapman told Billboard at the time: “I never expected to find myself on the country charts, but I’m honored to be there. I’m happy for Luke….and grateful that new fans have found and embraced ‘Fast Car.’” Combs honored the original version, which he first listened to when his dad popped a cassette in the car. “You want to just be mega respectful of the original song,” says the 33-year old country singer, per CMT. “That’s why in [my cover], it’s, ‘work in the market as a checkout girl.’ I didn’t change that…I really wanted to just do the original version of the song.” Them performing it together tonight is perfection.
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8 TIMES MASTERS CHAMPION!! 🏆 Ronnie O'Sullivan beats Ali Carter 10-7 to become the 2024 @MrQBingo Masters champion for an eighth... yes, eighth time! #TheMasters

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The second-best 1️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ of all-time? 🤔 #ClockIsTicking
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Replying to @BestForBritain
Just seen the goverments updated their emergency alert responses…….
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“Sorry, could I just squeeze by?” <person doesn’t move an inch> “Thanks”
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I will go to extreme lengths not to walk or travel with a colleague or acquaintance who happens to be going to the same place as me. I will march for miles in the wrong direction, I will get on a random bus without checking the destination, I will miss my train on purpose and wait 45 minutes for the next one. Please do not say “oh I’m going that way too”, once you’ve blurted that out it’s too late, the toothpaste is out of the tube. I do not want to chat to you for an hour, and, I assure you, you do not want to chat to me, for I have nothing to say. Save yourself, save us both, and don’t ever leave a building at the same time as me, I beg.
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Reasons trains are delayed/cancelled in Britain: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Doubtful platform - Cynical breeze - Wobbly signal - Inclement vibe - Sarcastic swan
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This is still the best AI ever generated Salmon jumping in a river
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Conspiracy theorists see everything as a conspiracy. It is like a form of tunnel vision. And then they don’t notice that they’re leaping exuberantly to defend a man accused multiple times of rape and sexual impropriety, simply because he belongs to their side of the conspiracy.
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Once again, it seems necessary to tap the sign. Everyone is entitled to the presumption of innocence when facing a criminal charge. It doesn't follow that you can't reasonably conclude a person did something they're accused of even if they were never convicted.
Don't make me tap the sign about distinguishing between legal presumptions and epistemic principles ;-).
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