@luxatron

retired teenager. furniture historian.

Joined July 2008
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I have a important question for @RuPaul: I woke up in the middle of the night with Cover Girl in my head wondering if the cosmetics company ever came after you for copyright infringement. I researched and didn’t find anything. Were you safe because the song name is two words?
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Postscript for @RuPaul I woke up my husband at 3 am to ask him his thoughts on this. I also asked my lawyer this morning and he said “Bates, I’m an estate attorney”. P.S. You’re like the ultimate human sunflower, blooming with fabulousness and spreading joy like pollen.
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Scrimshaw Klezmer. It took till I was 37 but THAT is what the @TheDecemberists are.
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This is a joke for @StevConrad, @arp_dept and no one else. My dog Grandpa loves carrying lemons around and protects them like they’re his children.
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This is Winter. She took some selfies for a new profile picture. Really hard to narrow it down when you only have good angles. 13/10
a blond italian greyhound poses for a close-up selfie. her black nose is very close to the camera, and her ears are pinned back in little draping folds, making her bulging eyes the central focus of the shot.

ALT a blond italian greyhound poses for a close-up selfie. her black nose is very close to the camera, and her ears are pinned back in little draping folds, making her bulging eyes the central focus of the shot.

the blond iggy smiles while facing the camera head-on. she’s squinting a little bit, and she’s pulled her upper lip up to show off her top row of teeth.

ALT the blond iggy smiles while facing the camera head-on. she’s squinting a little bit, and she’s pulled her upper lip up to show off her top row of teeth.

a blond italian greyhound takes an up-shot selfie. her lips and teeth are a goofy snarl, her ears origami behind her head, and her eye is squinting as she grins. she's a model.

ALT a blond italian greyhound takes an up-shot selfie. her lips and teeth are a goofy snarl, her ears origami behind her head, and her eye is squinting as she grins. she's a model.

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Why would anyone listen to Manheim Steamroller when there’s Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
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My 2 year old nephew asking the Big Questions.
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(For context, my three younger sisters are technically half sisters).
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That’s gonna be a no from me dog.
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Desert Madness.
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When your ex-husband comes in strong with the shark facts.
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A reminder that Harrison Ford has AT MAX two sets of teeth.
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This reminds me of living in Scotland and being served “American Bean Pie”.
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So this just smacks of asking your mom if she needs help with with the dishes as she’s closing the dishwasher.
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I just need someone to explain slant rhyme to me in a way that makes sense to my brain.
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I’ve found my favorite person on the whole internet.
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Who did Krysten Ritter hurt to deserve that wig in Life & Death?
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“No, ex-husband, I swear on all that is holy, Snoop Dogg was NEVER in N.W.A.”
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