the overwatch stats guy™ https://xitter.cf/t.co/CZw3T88R9X • https://xitter.cf/t.co/Ozc2oBU7l9 analyst for @zodiacsesport forever futurebound 🎈

new jersey
Joined July 2016
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after months of work, parsertime v3.0 has finally shipped 🥳 we've added faceit scouting, so you can search a team or player and get a full prep report instantly. it's powered by a custom faceit skill rating (FSR), a number derived from your official match stats we've added a matchmaker that finds teams at your level and sends the scrim request straight to their discord we've added match story, which reads a map back to you fight by fight so you can see why you lost and where missed opportunities are we've added a positional replay viewer you can scrub through, with ghost overlays so you can see fights that you lost next to fights that went well we've added an AI analyst you can just ask about your scrim data, and a personal ranked tracker that's free for anyone signed in there's also a coaching canvas, an availability calendar, an expanded discord bot, and a whole lot more give it a try now 😁
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how it feels tryna date in 2026
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Despite being quite handsome, I will not go outside and get a girlfriend. I will however, spend as much time on computer as possible.
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lux retweeted
BANG!!! WAY TO START STAGE 3! GGs to Kafe 2 wins today, what a great day to be a dsg fan #DSGWIN
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Maybe Calvin (1992) knew it all along
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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should we play a sold out show at madison square garden w the hello kitty guitar? PROLLY
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someone joined my jam on spotify just to turn my music off
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lux retweeted
ok...we trolled long enough welcome @smurf_ow to DSG! time to get cooking. #DSGWIN
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do i know any designers who would be interested in doing some logo/branding work? if any of my friends know someone who'd be interested please shoot me a message
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There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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why stop at 2D when you could do 3D 🤔
over the last week, i created something that i believe is first of its kind - a scrim replay viewer that lives in the browser the tooling around scrim analytics is lightyears ahead of where it used to be, i cannot wait to keep building cool things for parsertime
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2026 is 67% complete.
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happy birthday beautiful mily, we miss you every day 💞
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nobody does it better. happy national new jersey day to the greatest state in the world
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Expert player tier list, not bait. like and subscrbe for more
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CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!! 🤩 #F1 #BritishGP
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lux retweeted
after months of work, parsertime v3.0 has finally shipped 🥳 we've added faceit scouting, so you can search a team or player and get a full prep report instantly. it's powered by a custom faceit skill rating (FSR), a number derived from your official match stats we've added a matchmaker that finds teams at your level and sends the scrim request straight to their discord we've added match story, which reads a map back to you fight by fight so you can see why you lost and where missed opportunities are we've added a positional replay viewer you can scrub through, with ghost overlays so you can see fights that you lost next to fights that went well we've added an AI analyst you can just ask about your scrim data, and a personal ranked tracker that's free for anyone signed in there's also a coaching canvas, an availability calendar, an expanded discord bot, and a whole lot more give it a try now 😁
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>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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for anyone who was using my comp winrate tracker site - this is now built in to parsertime, if you sign in with the same email/oauth that you used on the winrate site it will automatically migrate your data over i will support the older version for a while longer but the one on parsertime is the one that will stay long term
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been using this for @HCCesports for a semester now, genuinely game changing and helped us win @NJCAAe nationals back in april 100/10 could not recommend more, plus lux is super active in the discord and ALWAYS answers questions and listens to + addresses feedback
after months of work, parsertime v3.0 has finally shipped 🥳 we've added faceit scouting, so you can search a team or player and get a full prep report instantly. it's powered by a custom faceit skill rating (FSR), a number derived from your official match stats we've added a matchmaker that finds teams at your level and sends the scrim request straight to their discord we've added match story, which reads a map back to you fight by fight so you can see why you lost and where missed opportunities are we've added a positional replay viewer you can scrub through, with ghost overlays so you can see fights that you lost next to fights that went well we've added an AI analyst you can just ask about your scrim data, and a personal ranked tracker that's free for anyone signed in there's also a coaching canvas, an availability calendar, an expanded discord bot, and a whole lot more give it a try now 😁
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