my wife squeaks and chitters at me when i upset her

Scoop up my stupid soul, put it in the trash. Kiss it first though, because it is actually pretty cute.

everything i say is my biography write it all down biiiiiiitch

what do you mean, not everyone is going to like me? why not? because i’m bad? it’s because i’m bad, isn’t it?

It is time for a meteoric rise. It is time for Meteoric Ascension. It is time for a meteoric plunge. It is time for Meteoric Descendants.

is it ok if i tell you what i’m doing

“life is hard” has been drilled into us so we believe it and we experience hard lives and then we spread the good word to others: life is hard

an easy way to make me obsessed with you is to smile while saying my name (i will hear it no matter where i am or how quietly you say it)

The strange thing about existing is all of it, how is anything possible, what is going on

what crypt did you crawl out of and is it vacant now or what

“Through the Canal”

The Moon is the most important thing in a natal chart. It represents safety and security. If you don’t feel safe and secure, you cannot progress. This is the idea behind Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.

my superpower is that i can tell when coffee is too hot to drink just by putting my mouth near it

“lol it’s not that deep” i say, knowing damn well it and everyfuckingthing else is unfathomably and incromprehensibly deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

yeah and anything can pretty easily be bent to mean anything else, especially when you allow for symbolism, which is what it is in the first place, a bizarre and wildly inaccurate kind of magic, let’s all only communicate with gestures and grunts again

i am a cricket