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Replying to @mr_kitheka
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Congratulations
Does El-Nino cause morning sickness and drowsiness? 🤧
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Nationwide?
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Rwanda is hosting F1. Did you see Kagame rushing to the track to record a video of himself announcing it? In fact, it was the minister who made the announcement. Your president has turned everything into a campaign tool. Even a simple friendly football match, funded by taxpayers, has to be announced with all the political theatrics. Politicians, CSs, chiefs and village elders affiliated with the government must all flood social media with captions praising him and his regime for organising it. The joke really does tell itself.
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Replying to @anjieyyyy
A 30 minute walk?😭
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Replying to @ElleKavuka
not sure about that, try calling their number for inquiries
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Chers Chinois, Mbappé a raison, Mao Zedong est un dictateur et la Chine est un État totalitaire. Mon nom est Wesley Fofana et je joue pour le Chelsea Football Club.
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I’ll vote for whichever political party deports malo gusto
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Replying to @mylesss_mn
Akiz💔
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And the way he was laughing before his turn in the shootout like he was gonna do something important
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Replying to @muliwithanmm
Wangemuuza City when we had the chance, anaboo
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What in the Delap is Emegha
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Man why is gusto even in chelsea🚮
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Six days later, people still trapped pale Eastleigh and it seems everyone has moved on. Not a single post by the president. Hatuna nchi hapa
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Somebody calls a whole press conference to announce that ati Bayern Munich will be playing Ajax in Kenya! Kenyans held their breath, hoping the big announcement would be some tax relief, or lower fuel prices, or some relief from the unbearable cost of living. Only to be told about a football match! We seriously need a President.
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Fofana its time to learn arabic
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Straight out of the Romans playbook…give them games in the colosseum, to make them forget about hunger and the cost of living…..Miss me with the bullshit
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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