Just read the space Nixon panel in grant morrisons green lantern, I’m so fucking scared

Life ain't all cheeseburgers and blowjobs man

I repeatedly find myself at the Walmart crosswalk lane pump faking kids with my car. I gotta keep them on their toes fr

Grimhoodie and Criticalscout27 will make me learn to code just to filter out a wall of 7000 evil reposts before seeing what my friends are actually saying

I wanna die but I have to live so I can run a D&D session tomorrow.

What’s the personal health implication of swallowing rubber bands daily ?

Whitest part of me is the fact that a Ludwig quote is the key to 90% of my success

who tryna play fortnite

Dude I'm fucking dying, literally everything hurts rn, what did they hit me with man

“I can guarantee you, if he was in the same room I was he could tell that chimp was aroused” what is my tuition going to

I fw Hal Jordan strictly because I see the parts of my dad that told the life stories that made me who I am in Hal. I get that he’s supposed to be conservative and is very much a cop. But he’s still my favourite hero, because he’s a story I would hear about my dad in his 20’s.

Oops don’t know I quit my job for @KudoSMP

My greatest fear is not knowing if I'm annoying or not

You’ll never guess who was born on the Kirkiversary

That feeling when the homie sends you bts yaoi

My goat has given me more things to fill my friends dms

Had to be lesbian to avoid an uno +4, didn't even win

Why'd they have to call it O-Week?

"one day Wheefus will get play" "no."

Septuple text of doom and despair