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I can't shake the feeling that somewhere I've left a toilet unflushed. I wish that were a metaphor.
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The bad news: Kentucky is in danger of becoming the next Indiana.
The good news: Kentucky is in danger of becoming the next Indiana.
Rockstar could have just hired @MikeStoklasa to do the Mr. Plinkett voice for Jason in GTA VI.
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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
The greatest trick the devil pulled was getting people to think that iceberg isn鈥檛 the lettuce GOAT.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

















