Kentucky-native, recovering Bay Area resident. #BBN Director of Engineering @ SiriusXM/Pandora/Adswizz https://xitter.cf/t.co/2BMeSnfx8D

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2007
I can't shake the feeling that somewhere I've left a toilet unflushed. I wish that were a metaphor.
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The bad news: Kentucky is in danger of becoming the next Indiana. The good news: Kentucky is in danger of becoming the next Indiana.
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astra scores 0% on "can I actually use it when it has supposedly launched" bench
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Rockstar could have just hired @MikeStoklasa to do the Mr. Plinkett voice for Jason in GTA VI.
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Happy footprints in the sand tweet day to all who still celebrate.
Walking on the beach this morning, doing a little thinking when I saw footprints in the sand. Reminded me of the poem Footprints in the Sand
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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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How鈥檚 my Lamont Butler?
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The greatest trick the devil pulled was getting people to think that iceberg isn鈥檛 the lettuce GOAT.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Let green shoes do whatever he wants.
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Spoiler alert: we had a body there to take the ball. #BBN
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bird sounds
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This fight felt like a meeting that could鈥檝e been an email.
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NCAA rigged
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Happy Footprints in the Sand day to all who celebrate.
Walking on the beach this morning, doing a little thinking when I saw footprints in the sand. Reminded me of the poem Footprints in the Sand
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Hunter helping his pops in meetings this week. 鉂わ笍
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