If you’ve not already discussed this with every one, already today..
it’s really hot. Tomorrow is going to be hotter. Then it’s going to rain.
#yourewelcome
For Sale. 3x trampoline. 3x plastic chairs. 1x wooden fence panel. 1x plastic duck.
All in front garden ready for immediate collection.
Pricing negotiable.
Can you imagine being this ill informed and still believing you are 100% gospel truth correct. Also can you imagine spouting complete untruths in a board meeting at your workplace and still having a job next week. Mind boggling.
Nadine Dorries: Just because Channel 4 is in receipt of public money
Damien Green: Channel 4 is not in receipt of license fee money
Nadine Dorries: And..So..Though its..Yeah and..That..
#ToryShambles
Just remembered that Nadine thought we could leave the EU and retain people on the EU parliament and council. #Unbelievable
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Some more before and after pics of the leaf sweeping carried out by our Cleansing Team along the River Avon Path 🍂
#Autumn #Leaves #Sweeping #RiverAvon
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In Pudding land it is vital you eat jelly.
A nice big expensive spoon is the assumed/desired/recommended/normal way to consume jelly.
Only adults are allowed to use a spoon even though children must also consume jelly
1/5
In summary~ 56 people are trying to eat jelly
32 spoons are available
24 don’t have daily access to a spoon so ration the times they eat jelly and sometimes are forced to eat jelly with their hands.
12 have no access to a spoon at all so always eat jelly with their hands.
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It’s surprising how many people don’t know how wide their vehicle is. Which is why narrow painted (non protected) cycle lanes are very problematic
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#DescribeAMovieBadly
Nazis searching for religious artefact encounter ‘hero’ who gets his friends killed - achieving precisely nothing.
Nazis find the religious artefact - get melted by God.
Americans steal religious artefact.
~Raiders of the lost Arc.
I agree cyclists on pavements is the worst.
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Not even surprised by this...
The driver of this van borrowed it from a friend - sadly it has no current MOT.
If only the driver knew of a company or a phone number for an MOT test centre🤔🤔
A bit of digging shows the driver had no valid insurance either.
#CouldntMakeItUp
#LongWalkHome
#SaferTransport








