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Joined February 2012
Top three things I am afraid of: 3. Heights 2. Spiders 1. A British person being annoyed at me (it seems so intimidating)
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No it isn't, that's Sinon. It's incredible everyone in the world has access to the internet and uses it to spout whatever nonsense that they wanna shill for instead of using it to look stuff up: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Od… Achilles isn't in the movie you fucking disinformation bot.
Just so we are clear…. That’s the greatest warrior Odysseus ever fought alongside with, running…. xitter.cf/Scarknuckle_/status/20…
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The Pitt making a reference to songs by Styx and omitting Renegade does not feel like the writers actually understand Pittsburgh
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Who wants it? 👀 RP for your chance to win this @dkm14 throwback jersey!
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Hey so idk who is writing these but maybe don’t choose the prompt that implies shame if I don’t vote? Weird af
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Who wants this @pat_fry5 signed football⁉️ RP for your chance to win!
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Who wants this Alex Highsmith signed Terrible Towel⁉ RP for your chance to win!
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Is it gonna be about cooking or is it gonna suck again
First poster for ‘THE BEAR’ Season 4. Releasing June 25 on Hulu.
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Luke Esper retweeted
Normalize partying at sheetz with your boys
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I know for a fact nearly every woman has been victimized by a man telling her he knows how to cook only to be served the most basic, but fine, chicken piccata she's ever had in her life
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Do not let miserable people make you miserable.
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Luke Esper retweeted
Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m marrying Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you
#Bills QB Josh Allen confirms that he got engaged to Hailee Steinfeld during the bye week on Instagram.
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Donald Trump announces Charlie Kelly, Bird Lawyer to be US Attorney General
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18 year old me would have been so excited about eating this but nowadays me is just getting sleepy looking at it
When I become supreme leader of the world I will normalise making sandwiches you can actually hold
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Luke Esper retweeted
HE’S NOT UNEMPLOYED, HE’S GRINDING FOR DARK MATTER ON BLACK OPS 6
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Thanks Mark means a lot coming from you to call out my birthday like this I appreciate it
Guess what? This means nothing just like the last 2 weeks means nothing. Sept 8 is all that matters
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The people that are replying to this seriously as if they cannot tell this is GTA V mean this country is absolutely cooked
BREAKING: DNC Day 1 did not stay peaceful for long, as MAGA thugs harangue Chelsea Clinton as she enters Chicago: xitter.cf/AdrianTechARP/status/1…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a modded version of the computer game Grand Theft Auto 5. amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/chelsea-…
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Can the European mind even comprehend the feeling of driving down the highway and seeing a field full of horses?
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Drake running to his ghostwriters rn like
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