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Quebec’s new premier, Paul St-Pierre Plamondon, once modelled for the Norwegian budget brand First Price. He and his Norwegian girlfriend appeared on potato chip bags for a decade.
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Sadly Katie didn't even make it to Saturday so SNL couldn't parody her.
But Canada did.
And it's fantastic.
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
To give an indication of the problem here's a chart of 12 government agencies around the world and numbers of applications / appeals / complaints etc...
The dotted grey line is when ChatGPT was invented.
On the substack this week...
I looked at how states are being increasingly overwhelmed with AI written slop. It's gumming up every process. Britain is particularly vulnerable.
How bad has it got and what can we do about it?
samf.substack.com/p/drowning…
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Heute ist der 1992 von den Vereinten Nationen initiierte Tag für die Beseitigung der Armut. Auch bei #Asterix wird an diesem Tag an die Piraten gedacht, die auf der letzten Seite von Asterix und der Kupferkessel ein einziges Mal zufrieden waren.

ALT In dem Bild sieht man drei Piraten in einer Szene voller Münzen. Der Piratenkapitän sitzt im Vordergrund, hat einen roten Bart und trägt Hörner auf seinem Helm. Er riecht an einer Handvoll Münzen und sagt: „Und gut riechen tut’s auch noch!“. Links von ihm sitzt ein weiterer Pirat an einem Ruder, der einen roten Bart hat und ein zerbeultes Schwert hält. Vom Mast her ist eine Sprechblase zu sehen: „Wi‘ sind ’eich! Laute’ Seste’ze! Wi‘ schwimmen da‘in!“. Oben steht der Kommentar: „Doch einmal, ein einziges Mal, sind die Piraten zufrieden!“.
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Wow. I woke up to an impressive number of upset people who apparently don’t understand how LLMs work and can’t cope well with me pointing it out.
An LLM is a statistical next-token prediction model. That’s how it works. It’s an extraordinarily sophisticated calculator performing math you could theoretically do by hand (if you were sufficiently masochistic).
Math doesn’t know what it’s calculating. Pi doesn’t spend its evenings contemplating the nature of circles, and c doesn’t ponder the relationship between matter and energy.
That doesn’t make the results any less accurate, impressive, or useful.
Between inference requests, an LLM isn’t sitting around thinking. It isn’t reconsidering its answers, wondering whether it made a mistake, contemplating its existence, or questioning whether it’s conscious. Its weights remain fixed (it doesn’t learn), and computation resumes when it receives input.
We know this because we designed these systems. The architectures, mathematics, implementations, and research are extensively documented. You can study them yourself.
Of course, some people immediately lean into comparisons of biological intelligence or philosophical debates over consciousness because that is what they know.
But biological intelligence and artificial neural networks are fundamentally different systems. Similar outputs don’t establish equivalent internal experiences.
I experience consciousness directly. I infer that other humans do too because we share biological structures and processes. We don’t have equivalent evidence for an LLM, and nothing about its known operation gives evidence of conscious experience.
Which brings me back to my original point.
To me, understanding is conscious comprehension. It means being aware of information, recognizing its meaning, and experiencing that comprehension. If I wasn’t conscious I could not understand.
We can perform actions unconsciously. We can produce correct results without knowing why they’re correct. But I distinguish those capabilities from consciously understanding what we’re doing.
An LLM can solve complex problems, explain difficult concepts, and produce remarkably accurate information. I give it full credit for those capabilities.
But producing an answer that we rationalize as understanding isn’t the same as experiencing understanding.
You don’t have to agree with my definitions. We can debate functional understanding versus conscious comprehension all day, but that won’t establish whether an LLM actually experiences anything.
The right debate is this…
Could machines exhibit something different from human consciousness, something measurable, meaningful, and worth studying?
I think so, absolutely!
I’m entirely open to discussing “machine consciousness” in terms of observable, testable computational properties. We built these systems, we can instrument them, examine their internal mechanisms, and investigate what they’re capable of.
That seems far more productive than endlessly arguing over whether a machine experiences life the way humans do.
So here’s my question:
How would you define machine consciousness, and more importantly, how would you measure it?
I’ve been waiting two years to share this post.
My new book, The Wonder Years: How the First 45 Months Shape Your Baby’s Brain… and Who They’ll Become, will be published on July 13, 2027 by Ballantine Books (Penguin Random House).
Not only that, but it’s available for pre-order now. Seems only fitting that a baby book should take nine months to arrive, right? (Ordering info below.)
The Wonder Years is an origin story. Yours.
It traces the wonders of early development from conception to age three - exploring gestation and prenatal learning, the importance of secure attachment, and the development of language, motor skills and more.
It’s for new parents and grandparents… but it’s not just for them. As I say in the introduction, if you’ve ever wondered about the forgotten years that shaped you into who you’ve become, The Wonder Years is not only a book FOR you… it’s a book ABOUT you. No baby required!
I think you’re going to like it a lot.
How can you help? Right now the answer is to PRE-ORDER. This helps retailers know what to promote and how many they need to stock.
If you’re an Amazon user you can check it out at the link in the first comment below, but you can also find it now at Barnes and Noble, Hudson, and all your favorite indies. (I’ll also share a link to bookshop dot org, which allows you to order from any of hundreds of independent bookstores.)
And if you pre-order I have a few special surprises coming your way. Documented pre-orders will receive:
A hand signed bookplate.
Access to an exclusive Zoom Q&A open only to advance purchasers.
And if you preorder before Dec 1 you’ll be entered in a drawing to win one of 10 signed copies of my book The Daycare Myth.
To claim your bookplate and get added to the pre-order list, send a screenshot confirming your order to dwuori at gmail dot com. Be sure to include your mailing address, so I can send your bookplate - which will be mailed in July so you can stick it directly in your book.
I’d be so grateful!
BTW if you’re a friend outside the US, know that the book will also have a dedicated UK release from Quercus Books, which you can now preorder via Waterstones and Amazon UK. It will also have a German translation which is available for preorder now and a Spanish language version soon to post.
Can’t wait to get it into your hands!
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Today, we mark 100 years of Winnie-the-Pooh. “And by and by they came to an enchanted place on the top of the forest called Galleons Lap.”
Here, Christopher Robin and Pooh said their final goodbye to each other. This beautiful spot was on one of Pip’s favourite walks.
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Picnic PostNL. Thijs Zonneveld spreekt van een ‘soort hinderlaag’ in Deventer. Volgens hem stonden zo’n 25 medewerkers om de journalisten heen en wilde Iwan Spekenbrink vooraf garanties. De ploeg stelt dat de NOS het gesprek niet aanging. 👇🏽
hetiskoers.nl/picnic-postnl-…
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Welcome to the squad, Jonas Rutsch 🤘
Read more 🔗 maprocycling.com/news/jonas-…
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This really is a hell of a story from NOS.
A very impressive investigation that poses a lot of tough questions for Picnic-PostNL and pro cycling’s approach to athlete welfare.
nos.nl/artikel/2635023-angst…
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Antidopingbureau verontschuldigt zich bij Valentina Cavallar voor controle vlak na overlijden moeder
wielerflits.nl/nieuws/antido…
#wielrennen #koers #cycling
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
Hat-trick World Champion Scratch 🌈🌈🌈
Lorena Wiebes wins the World Championships Scratch for the 3rd time in a row 🥇
She adds a fifth world title to her palmares in Shanghai (3x Scratch - 1x Omnium - 1x Gravel).
📸 Channay Harvey
Heute & morgen bin ich mit dem SSW auf Helgoland, um unseren Wahlkreiskandidaten für Deutschlands einzige Hochseeinsel (& den Wahlkreis Pinneberg-Nord) zur Landtagswahl 2027 zu nominieren. 💚❤️🤍
Lukas Knöfler 💙💛 retweeted
#OnThisDay 174 years ago King's Cross station was opened by the Great Northern Railway. The facade of Lewis Cubitt's magnificent pair of trainsheds was gradually hidden over the years before being unmasked in 2012. In 2019 an IC125 and Class 91 DVT flank an arriving Azuma.
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Ezra Caudell shares updates from Philadelphia Cycling Classic crash cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/…
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On 12 May 1906 about 25,000 Finns walked into an office with Swedish surnames and walked out with something very Finnish instead.


































