Ken (@lucky_ruby) profile picture

Truth seeker. Truth teller. Retired Ruby on Rails developer. Full time dad. I split my time between Florida and Cebu.

Cebu City, Central Visayas
Joined July 2008
My experience helping people here in the Philippines feels like this: They tell you they’re hungry so you treat them to jollibee. A day later, they’re hungry again and ask you for more food. Realizing this will be a never ending cycle, you devise a strategy. You’ll get them a goat and 8 hens so they can have milk and eggs everyday and they can breed the animals too for additional protein. You do this and the complaints go away, for now. A month later, they complain again they’re hungry so you go and check on why. You find the goat and all the chickens missing! What happened, you ask. “We got hungry so we ate the goat and the chickens.” 🤦‍♂️
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Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
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Also, have an intern create a @Tesla water dispenser with heat pump tech. For sale on the Tesla store.
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Replying to @inlovewithgo
I made a racing game with Astra. Not one shot but it’s based off daytona usa drifting physics. Has online and splitscreen multiplayer.
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Replying to @holman
Maybe @doordash needs this
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Replying to @ChrisDungeon
Maybe this.
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I got denied despite receiving this email. Hoping it’s a glitch.
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