goatee trimmings take up so much of my week

Not getting rid of Rochelle in this eviction is handing her the win btw #BBUK

Oh Philip this cockiness is SO out of touch with public perception of you I cannot WAIT to see the realisation on his face Friday #BBUK

Philip and Rochelle to go btw, purely for the fact that they’re so confident theyre untouchable this eviction, Rihanna has no chance of winning it’s a wasted vote #BBUK

Finally catching up on episodes 11 and 12 of #AHS13, and what do you EVEN mean “careful, I’m currently vibrating at my cuntiest frequency” is a thing Madison Montgomery just actually said, and don’t even get me started on the twins situation of it all, abysmal, genuinely abysmal.

high as shit and kinda thinking home with you by fka twigs is the best song of all time

imagine the grip

easy as shit quiz but yes ma’am

I think it should be common courtesy on vinted to mark your order as received immediately if ur happy with it, why are you actively making me wait 2 days for no reason

And if you’re at the live eviction Friday we want deafening CHEERS for twinks, and CLEAR “get omar out” chants, they have to know what we truly think somehow #BBUK

And this is why she can’t win #BBUK

YESSS TWINKS #BBUK

Sam is literally the entire viewing public right now #BBUK

sure why not

This motherquake of an eartheater photo