@lucce89
Joined December 2023
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Replying to @AstridWettFooty
Not for me personally astrid
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Lucas Bergvall & Archie Gray
JE SUIS MORTE DE RIRE CE N’EST PAS UN SKETCH C’EST UN VRAI HUMAIN
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People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or. I have already planned so much. Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life. My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me. But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced. Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs. But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.
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Conor Gallagher vs Manchester United
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The lad in the background as the Southampton and Portsmouth players clash 😭😭😭
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AI photo of his dead sister nice one mate @FabrizioRomano
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“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga
250 word essay due by midnight & I have no idea what to right…
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“The butcher”
Tottenham equalise in injury time, 1-1.
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Gallagher is limited. But fuck me the geezer puts a big old shift in.
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“RMTV”
🚨 RMTV: "It's simply strange how and when VAR decides to intervene. Tonight, VAR intervenes to give Vini a red for the hair pull, okay. But why didn't VAR intervene when Kang-In Lee almost destroyed Fede Valverde's ankle? Why didn't VAR intervene when a player elbowed Huijsen in the face on purpose a couple matches ago? Why? That's the question, why?"
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Game on the line, additional time, 1-1. Up steps Manchester United’s captain
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And this is what this sport has become, you are not allowed to react in the slightest after getting pushed to the fucking ground. Bunch of fucking scumbags this United team
Luke Shaw, fantastic ragebait 😭😭😭
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If James Maddison and Conor Gallagher are the reasons we lose LWB I’ll be extremely upset
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RDZ has a habit of talking up players in pressers to then ignore them on a match day. Do wonder if we'll ever see Fernandes in his preferred position this season.
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Thank you for your incredible support as always 🤍
Our Spurs side to face Man Utd 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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Replying to @OswaldPower
Who is we? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“Where you living” “In your head” He’s had your pants down here and English isn’t even his first language 😭😭😭😭
"F*ck your park and f*ck your kids" Deport the f*cking lot.
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Everyone in the comments becomes the most moral person on earth as if one of the biggest sections of Twitter uses Andrew Tate (known trafficker rapist pedophile) vids. Everyone likes to become righteous when it’s convenient so don’t switch up on me now.
Dad told me that pig was haram so I asked him why he married one
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I’d go for Poch btw. Contracts in international football don’t hold as much weight as in club football, he can walk if he wants to.
If we lose today I’m done with the bloke.
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did caption for Leeds instead of Liverpool tomorrow
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Tonali Bentancur Gallagher init. Ahahah
think it’ll be a tough watch today 🫤
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