lucce retweeted
People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or.
I have already planned so much.
Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life.
My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me.
But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced.
Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs.
But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.
“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga
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lucce retweeted
“RMTV”
🚨 RMTV: "It's simply strange how and when VAR decides to intervene.
Tonight, VAR intervenes to give Vini a red for the hair pull, okay.
But why didn't VAR intervene when Kang-In Lee almost destroyed Fede Valverde's ankle?
Why didn't VAR intervene when a player elbowed Huijsen in the face on purpose a couple matches ago?
Why?
That's the question, why?"
lucce retweeted
And this is what this sport has become, you are not allowed to react in the slightest after getting pushed to the fucking ground. Bunch of fucking scumbags this United team
lucce retweeted
If James Maddison and Conor Gallagher are the reasons we lose LWB I’ll be extremely upset
lucce retweeted
Everyone in the comments becomes the most moral person on earth as if one of the biggest sections of Twitter uses Andrew Tate (known trafficker rapist pedophile) vids. Everyone likes to become righteous when it’s convenient so don’t switch up on me now.
lucce retweeted
I’d go for Poch btw.
Contracts in international football don’t hold as much weight as in club football, he can walk if he wants to.


































