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@lphafemale

28 • i like emos and losers • vegan • free palestine

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Joined January 2021
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wollte kurz mitteilen wie es aussieht wenn ich euch im goth club anstarre
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das bin ich, wenn leute mir obst anbieten
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gemüse ist fam, obst ist opp
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it's slop o clock save me slop
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heute comedyslam workshop war wirklich battle der autisten
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es gab so komplexe plotlines die als comedy bühnentext geschrieben wurden, mit zusammenhängen die menschen erstmal erklären mussten
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heartbreaking to tell someone their story was too hard to understand and they should dumb it down💔💔
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joe? average? i thought he was pretty big, actually
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freakness test.... wer kennt seinen halsumfang auswendig/ hat ihn bereits wo notiert
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meiner ist 36.5cm u w u
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bloodborne is a great game especially if you're freaky about monsters like me
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my favourite gender i mean genre of dan is the one where if you look too quickly you might mistake him for masc lesbian
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warum dürfen Lgbt eigentlich ihr zimmer nicht aufräumen
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help me get over the fact that placebo cancelled their concert tonight (i was already at the venue waiting) 💔
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ich brauche eine Dune 1+2+3 kinovorstellung ich brauche sie dringend
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friends of family is rage baiting me with talks about r*mmstein
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eben einen bus genommen und war totarsch die komplette strecke die einzige person #holtmichhierraus
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mein onkel sagt die garage ist für ihn als mann der letzte rückzugsort
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my aunt says she's a social media promoter now - shows me her account - it's all weird fantasy AI videos
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playing animal pretend with my little nephews n they asked me to be a dog so I had to fake-bark like I wasn't a passionate practitioner of the craft
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wie ich für poetryslam raus aufs land fahr
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@lilsmoresy_Nov 8
do not kill. Thanks
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