I write: songs; stories; a lot of stuff.

Joined November 2008
OK. I guess I’m going over there. Same name.
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
It was simply misogyny.
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Moo Deng? Who deng? Introducing… Haggis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Otto and Gloria have welcomed an ADORABLE pygmy hippo calf! She is doing well, but we’ll be keeping the hippo house closed for the time being so that our expert keepers can keep a close eye on mum and baby at this sensitive time 🦛💛
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how come goofy can talk but mickey mouse dog just sit and act dumb asf, why do a damn mouse have a dog in the first place. this is frustrating me.
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Hope he's okay.
Trump appears lost, confused, and frozen on stage as multiple songs play for 30+ minutes and the crowd pours out of the venue early
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Saban could easily sneak on the sideline in the Big AL costume *Voice from within costume* “Psst Malachi it’s me, get your $%*# together”
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Unfortunately same.
I told myself that when Saban retired I would take a step back and let a season or two pass before I got really invested in. I knew it was the right call for a variety of reasons. But I have always been too dumb to take my own advice.
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I don’t feel like enough of a big deal was made about J.D. Souther dying.
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He wrote some SONGS. Basically every song you can’t help but love from the 70s, he at least co-wrote. Dated some absolute baddies. Must have been one, himself, too if “Jesus was a Crossmaker” is any indication. Had the respect and love of Frey and Henley. A major player. 🌅
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Boy lemmetellyouWHAT… #RollTide and everything, but that was bad. GahdaMIGHTY.
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You have to have some kind of self-confidence to be a grown man with a professional job and stand up in a cheap-looking, ill-fitting “suit” with sneakers next to Nick Saban.
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Perhaps the most consequential scripture is… Exodus 23:9
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Webster’s Dictionary defines “weird” as this:
At the conclusion of his rally tonight in PA, Trump solemnly honors the firefighter who was killed at his last rally here.
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This is so endearing. Maggie Smith and Carol Burnett in their Bob Mackie glory.
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I want to see the ER cardiac event stats across the southeast after that game. #RollTide and everything, but damn. And now because of the new playoff thing we’ll probably have to play them twice more this season? I’m not up to it, in body, mind nor spirit.
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Nah I’ve never seen this type of body control before. (ND) Ryan Williams is DIFFERENT!
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Y’all. Corso. It’s past time. I mean this, bless his heart. He said on GameDay one time in like, 2000, that Alabama would never return to football dominance and he’s been my frenemy ever since, but let the man rest now.
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lowehuff retweeted
Georgia football players on their way to their “crusade” in Tuscaloosa tomorrow:
This is a holy war. A crusade.
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