Matches, mutterings, memories. Author of https://xitter.cf/t.co/1WMZyjsgwY; co-creator of @BandyandShinty

Nottingham, England
Joined August 2015
Another push for this. For some reason I'd got it set to 'subscriber only' - you don't need to subscribe at all, it's open to everybody. Schoolboy stuff from me. Something for your lunchbreak, perhaps? A strange and twisted tale of #NFFC in 2023/24. thelovingfeeling.com/2024/06…
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Before the world moves on, I wanted to write a few words about Chris Bart-Williams. An absolute beautiful footballer who gave me some of my very best Forest memories. thelovingfeeling.com/2023/07…
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Thought I'd share a few thoughts on #nffc's progress before Elon Musk bins off my account because he thinks I'm dead thelovingfeeling.com/2023/01…
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There’s something properly sinister about the media’s treatment of Lingard. Not the type of conversation you tend to see in the Championship. So he owns his own clothing brand, likes a dance, likes his social media, has a life outside the game. Waster. 1/4
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Real Sterling vibes. Black and mixed-race footballers are held to a different standard of behaviour, and it starts with the press. No idea whether it’ll work out for JL and #nffc. Chalk it down to experience if it doesn’t. But tell you what, it’s a shite look for the pundits. 3/4
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Big insights here on how certain footballers — and newly promoted football teams — are meant to behave. The natural order of things. The 0 to 60 from ‘it’d be good to have #nffc back’ to ‘who the hell do they think they are?’ would have Formula One teams drooling. 4/4
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Very touched by all the #nffc responses to this - and cheers to my good pal @memototurner who had the sense to stick it on here yesterday when I was feeling a bit shy. thelovingfeeling.com/2022/06…
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Uncle Mel, hard at work on Derby's accounts
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I'm no revisionist. A lot of the business #nffc did in the summer, I supported. I could see the logic then, and I still can now. But this lot can get right in the fucking sea. Beaten before the first whistle tonight. A weird mixture of cowardice and excessive self-esteem. Dire.
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Stunned watching that. Stunned. A mix of Sunday League shite and total disinterest. I’ve watched some shite #nffc sides but this lot reckon they’re decent — they keep claiming as much — and that makes it worse. Pea-hearted fucknuts. Professional pride should come as standard.
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Phil Juggins retweeted
August: Love you Aitor September: Fucking hard to beat, us! October: Ballon D'Lolley November: Impregnated by Carvalho's left foot December: LOL what? January: Daddy :( February: Funeral for Figueredo's leg March: Remember Trevor Francis? April: Fuck, Rotherham look great! #nffc
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Cracking stuff.
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It might only be the first day of 2019, but the Leeds fans' sarky "Aitor Karanka, we want you to stay" is already front-runner for the Spectacularly Backfiring Chant of the Year award
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"Watson, Colback, Guedioura, Yates, Bridcutt, Tachstidis. What does that say to you about holding midfielders at #nffc?" "That there's too many of them?" "That's one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is: 'people like them, let's sign some more'."
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Phil Juggins retweeted
Just reading the latest @BandyandShinty and the "Fawaz Tapes" had me in hysterics - especially Jack Hobbs' latest injury scare! Took me back to the days of the "Brian" and some of the stuff Teacherman used to write (one for the teenagers).
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AK now flipping over desks in a dark and empty office at #nffc. "COME ON OUT, MICHAEL. I JUST WANNA TALK."
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