Natalie Carr

Tesco caramelised red onion tear and share bread with baked camembert? Stole the show at the Christmas party. #yum #TriedItFree

Hapless #derrenmiracle

Time for a cheeky bath with my favourite music. I sometimes forget how lifechangingly good this… instagram.com/p/BA4Tg5Nsa_v/

Fatigue is determined to ruin my day today, but my ipod just decided to play my 'Disco Greats' album and that could cure anything. #nicetry

Got to stop listening to Carrie & Lowell because I just end up a weepy mess and unable to speak sensibly for days. #SufjanStevens

Wicked wingwoman skills from @BananaBaiba tonight. Appreciate it. 👍

I have never been so exhausted in my life but it's definitely been worth it. Such a great few days!

UuuuuUUUGGGHHH. At least Farage has fucked off at last.

I've seen more faeces in the last hour than any 22year old girl should see in a lifetime. #carerlife

Evening shift putting old ladies to bed, but @Delays_ FSG thumping through my car speakers is taking me somewhere altogether more sunny.

I was just typing out a tweet about napping and I accidentally wrote bapping and now everything else is irrelevant.

What a beautiful day to stay inside and pretend it's summer.

Mum suggested I make a playlist for my birthday dinner tonight. Errr YES. #lotsofBeatles #lotsofDelays

As if I turn 22 tomorrow. #ughno

So operation 'grow my fringe out' is officially go and I panic every time I look in a mirror and see my forehead. #nomegusta

Hanging out with my clients outside of work environment is quite probably frowned upon but becoming somewhat regular.

Never have I been in such need of a break. Roll on Friday for birthday celebrations. Next week I am going to get drunk EVERY NIGHT.

These few days have been tough. Care work is hard. Thank fuck I have @thebottlemen's glorious noise to keep me going. #albumoftheweek