Yessir

I know my captions be looking like lana dal rey’s album title but idgaf im here to erase illiteracy so yall better read tf outta them

Your boyfriend never allows you to one up him. He takes relationship roles VERY seriously. Bottom should ALWAYS obey their top. He does the same thing to your NEET roommate but the role is reversed. His favorite command is “talk with the dick in yo mouth”

In his 40s, your husband’s already suffered from Alzheimer and dementia. He may forget everything else, but still remembers his love for you. You told your black bestfriend about it - big mistake. He tricked your husband into becoming a BBC-obsessed DILF.

Your CEO husband fired almost half of his company and replaced them with AI. Yet you guys are still struggling financially after that huge cut down on cost. You never know his 43yo Mexican refugee assistant keeps all the profit, and here’s the reason why:

Lil bro used to be a kid who excels in Math and IT, should’ve been a future AI Engineer. Yet this is him 0.001 millisecond after he received the autism diagnosis from his psychologist, it’s like something overrode his consciousness after reading “au-tism”