Alison Taylor

Excellent copywriting from local farm shop at home in Yorkshire

Back up north and absolutely loving @read_holmfirth with Albert. Local book shops are the best. Cc ⁦@ashmore_edu⁩

Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. petition.parliament.uk/petit…

Dad: “That’d be a bloody nuisance in a restaurant”

Ooh goodie, it’s the season of ‘fashion pack’

Think my son’s trying to tell me something. Just had to retrieve a chewed SIM card out of his mouth. He’s got a point

I once interviewed Noel Gallagher and he said himself that saying the word latte makes him uncomfortable

Love it when northern blokes say latte

Things you do that should garner praise but don’t: notice someone on a train in your reserved seat but leave them to it and simply sit in a different, free, seat. Because you don’t want to be one those twats who says “you’re in my seat” and it’s empty. (I’m on a train).

“I need a drink so stiff I could blow it” is an excellent line from The Marvellous Mrs Maisel (which I’m late to, I know)

Intrigued to know what the brief is for playlist creator at Westfield.... “choose something murderous. Followed by something that makes you want to kill”

Everyone in the Sharps catalogue is gazing longingly at their newly organised wardrobes clutching a cup of tea. This is the life I want

Feel compelled to say @tonyblackburn killing it on @BBCR2 right now. Sound of the 60s. Oh how things change...

I’m gonna fire my cousin for sending me this card

Me to mum - “you’re looking slim, mum.” Dad - “she’s taken her jumper off”

Dad just told me has ‘vacillated’ back towards salted peanuts after a long ‘spell’ on dry roasted. I live for these insights, I really do