someone sanded a credit card into a ring and the tap to pay probably died with it
as a PO i've shipped that exact feature before
what's the nicest looking thing that broke the one thing users came for?
my calendar today: 6 meetings, one of them a "quick sync"
his calendar: sleep
why is he the one who looks rested?
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6
saylor dropped an AI bitcoin rap
my cat left mid-chorus for biscuits
most honest reaction in ct today
would yours sit through it?
6
told myself no laptop today because it's sunday
he agreed and lay down on it
anyone else's cat enforce the weekend?
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5
mine turned this job down
he only takes the laptop, and only once it's warm
what's your cat's job at the desk?
3
mine needs two people and a towel to get into the carrier
then purrs the whole ride home like he planned it
is yours a drama patient too?
2
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as a PO i still don't get why a dapp needs a 40 page whitepaper before the first click works
what do you actually read before you try an app?
1
7
he took the meeting chair before i sat down
standups are standing again
does yours steal seats too?
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11
the new desk chair came in this box. he kept the box
it's two sizes too small and he will never admit it
why do they always pick the smallest one?
2
17
mine also works overtime at the biscuit factory
only shift he never misses is 6am on my chest, 10 min before my alarm
what time does yours clock in?
2
21
if your dapp needs a 12 post thread to explain the first click, i'd fix the first click
which app lost you at step 1?
2
10
every office needs a big cat like this
mine is half his size and still finds the exact doc i need and lies on it
how big is yours?
3
21
most web3 apps don't need a token. they need one person who watched their mum try to use it
what's the most confusing button you clicked this year?
2
23
he sat like this for 10 minutes watching the chart
then turned around and looked at me like it was my fault
does your cat judge your trades too?
5
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lost in web3 retweeted
solana:4nV5gNwwP68zUDat26ySChREqVaQaLudfJBkSgEzpump loves the current state of the market 馃槶
Send everything to 0 馃挃
@bobocouncil
every team needs one of these
as a PO i've tried okrs, retros and free pizza. never once tried a cat just staring at people
what actually motivates you at work?
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lost in web3 retweeted
Made $1,000 but $600 came from one day? That's a Best Day Score of 60%, and you're not eligible yet. 馃憖
It's a consistency check, not a trap. Rulebook: carrotfunding.io/rulebook
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