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product owner by day. my cat runs the roadmap. trying to apply web2 logic to web3 chaos. it's not going well.

Joined June 2017
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someone sanded a credit card into a ring and the tap to pay probably died with it as a PO i've shipped that exact feature before what's the nicest looking thing that broke the one thing users came for?
my calendar today: 6 meetings, one of them a "quick sync" his calendar: sleep why is he the one who looks rested?
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saylor dropped an AI bitcoin rap my cat left mid-chorus for biscuits most honest reaction in ct today would yours sit through it?
AI can make me rap. It can鈥檛 print Bitcoin.
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told myself no laptop today because it's sunday he agreed and lay down on it anyone else's cat enforce the weekend?
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mine turned this job down he only takes the laptop, and only once it's warm what's your cat's job at the desk?
He got a job as a mousepad.
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before crypto after crypto he doesn't even hold anything. he just lives with me
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mine needs two people and a towel to get into the carrier then purrs the whole ride home like he planned it is yours a drama patient too?
> bring cat the vet > vet is also a cat
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as a PO i still don't get why a dapp needs a 40 page whitepaper before the first click works what do you actually read before you try an app?
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he took the meeting chair before i sat down standups are standing again does yours steal seats too?
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stakeholder approval day my cat already refused to sign who actually reads the last page?
Please sign here. 'Ma'am, I'm a cat.'
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the new desk chair came in this box. he kept the box it's two sizes too small and he will never admit it why do they always pick the smallest one?
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mine also works overtime at the biscuit factory only shift he never misses is 6am on my chest, 10 min before my alarm what time does yours clock in?
Working overtime at the biscuit factory.
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if your dapp needs a 12 post thread to explain the first click, i'd fix the first click which app lost you at step 1?
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asked him to help with sprint planning he took the whole backlog personally
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every office needs a big cat like this mine is half his size and still finds the exact doc i need and lies on it how big is yours?
Big cat big office cat
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most web3 apps don't need a token. they need one person who watched their mum try to use it what's the most confusing button you clicked this year?
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he sat like this for 10 minutes watching the chart then turned around and looked at me like it was my fault does your cat judge your trades too?
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lost in web3 retweeted
solana:4nV5gNwwP68zUDat26ySChREqVaQaLudfJBkSgEzpump loves the current state of the market 馃槶 Send everything to 0 馃挃 @bobocouncil
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every team needs one of these as a PO i've tried okrs, retros and free pizza. never once tried a cat just staring at people what actually motivates you at work?
I鈥檝e hired this cat to motivate you.
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lost in web3 retweeted
Made $1,000 but $600 came from one day? That's a Best Day Score of 60%, and you're not eligible yet. 馃憖 It's a consistency check, not a trap. Rulebook: carrotfunding.io/rulebook #ad Hypothetical. Not financial advice. @carrotfunding
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