non-dairy dreamer

Los Angeles
Joined August 2009
How hard must the SNL writers be working right now?
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Pete Hegseth never should have been tapped for this job. It's too important. He should be fired immediately.
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I’m sure Pete Hegseth REALLY doesn’t want the world to remember when he suggested Hillary Clinton should be “fired on the spot” and criminally prosecuted for mishandling info — so please don’t repost this right this very minute.
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Yo @Briggs after 53 rounds of my #musicleague Im doing with some friends I finally won… with Bad Apples. These dudes are mostly rockers but they had to pay attention to this absolute banger.
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If the end of Tár wasn't a dream, than how do you explain her reading Word Up magazine?
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Show me a golfer with young children, and I'll show you a father not really pulling his weight #parenting #Golf
Grandma about to be putting in woooork #ElizabethHolmes
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Omg. It's looking like we're getting very close to 750k followers 👀 Humbly asking 🙏 for a RT + Follow 🥰 to help me spread our campaign message to the widest audience possible ❤️
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Merrick Garland's IG Live is 🔥 RN. He's too pumped to sleep, but can't talk about what he's got yet so he's just playing some really good house music. #itsavibe #seriously #DOJ
Is it still okay to call great songs "infectious"?
Was anyone from the Bible actually fun?
I'm not a particularly rambunctious person, but I LOVE violently ramming my grocery cart back into the storage area.
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If you don't think Draymond belongs in the MVP conversation you don't know anything about basketball. If you don't care or don't know what I'm talking about you're exempt and we can totally change the subject.
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Someone's probably writing an indie screenplay about Central Park Karen. They should not be.
You know you've been inside a long time when you start every conversation by saying, "human conversation."
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Has anyone ever seen an actual passionfruit? NO. THEY HAVEN'T.
The @baseballhall is henceforth just another quirky museum. I rank it somewhere between @WinchesterHouse and @hauntedmuseum. Kinda sad, but there you have it. #SFGiants #HOF #HallofFame
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The people who "should know better" obviously do know better, but they're ALWAYS the ones who do the thing they shouldn't have so maybe we're coming at the problem all wrong. Gonna lay down now for a while.