Your mom’s boyfriend.

Los Angeles
Joined June 2010
We made a new song about the Third Street Promenade, and a reminder for anyone with family visiting this summer.
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Struggling to get a good idea of what's happening in Russia right now. Absolutely insane looking alphabet. If you're expecting it to look like normal writing you're in for a big surprise.
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Dissing Pat Robertson on the occasion of his death seems disrespectful, so keep it up.
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I swear to god, if any of you freaks ever leave me a "facemail" I'm going to beat up the sides of your car with a bat. TRY ME.
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HUGE IF TRUE
Taylor Swift spotted around town with podracer Sebulba 👀👀
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– at East Lansing, MI
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Real Estate people looking at the listing price for a one bedroom/one bathroom house in Los Angeles:
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someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time
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Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food
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“I’m my own Valentine” is the same energy as “I dressed as myself for Halloween.”
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Enough of the bullshit, THIS is what Twitter is for.
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I went to a hip coffee shop and got a $6 bourbon vanilla latte that was delicious and a $6 chocolate chip cookie that was dogshit. Get you a man who can do both.
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be the person your youth group self would have feared the most
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my therapist told me that sometimes the people u think are toxic aren’t toxic they just don’t like u and ur desperate
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I've just cracked open a fresh Blistex, and I've never felt so alive.
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