A super hero wears a mask to protect their identity, so their family, friends, and neighbors are safe. You also wear a mask to protect your family, friends, and neighbors. You can't guarantee you aren't a carrier - ESP IF YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT A MASK. Please. Be a hero.

Do you blue? bsky.app/profile/lorrainecin…

Happy Halloween! Enjoy a Marvel's Spider-Man: Maximum Venom livestream on Marvel HQ now! youtube.com/watch?v=e5v0sh9-… #Halloween #Marvel

If you love Agatha All Along, you’re going to love Patty LuPone’s IMDB headshot. m.imdb.com/name/nm0526985/ God, I love this woman.

I think the most terrifying thing about bats is that they can get stuck in your hair and give you rabies and those are really underutilized skills by Batman if you ask me.

I found out today that the quarterback for a football team makes so much that if you made $100k/year you’d have to work 530 years to match his annual salary. He makes $52k/min playtime. Help. I’m dead. Is this what sports is???

Hear me out… Bryan Cranston for Tim Walz on SNL.

Me: “Thank you for working the pole. The voting polls I mean. Thank you for… uh bye!” Every. Time.

Finally some good news! (What is even the point of having kids if you can’t take your ongoing joke about your baby having newscaster hair since birth if you can’t make ridiculous Halloween photoshops?! ) #HappyHalloween

I 🩷 Legends & Lattes. 🗡️☕️

Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover.

Anyone have an alternative to fitbits that they like? My new one died after only a couple of months and @fitbit won't honor the warranty. Would not recommend as I've had two die in less than a year of wearing them. :|

If your friend group goes out as Barbies and Kens for Halloween, each group should be required to have at least one Greta Gerwig in the pink jumpsuit who keeps everyone in line.

Help, I am nap trapped. What’s going on in the world? What have I missed? AMA?

The devil works hard, but a parent with a napping baby works harder.