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"all politicians lie"
Yes, but the important difference is a pol will lie about what they're going to do.
A Conservative lies about what they've DONE, even when there's overwhelming evidence.
Unfixed problems get claimed as fixed. This is lethal during a pandemic #Elxn44
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Wow incredible stuff! Can’t wait to see what you guys cook up
In the mean time, I have to ask a quick, quirky question. What would it take for a large influencer to get a Rivian R2 in exchange for live-streaming the fiery (explosion) disposal of their current car (Tesla)?
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Not even going to say his name but it’s fascinating how the most talented comedian of his half generation went from that to the most boring and embarrassing entertainer alive, and not through a greed of fame and stature, like Leno, but solely through personal grievance.
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back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
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I don't think people realise the implication here. Unlike the terror bombing of German cities [still considered a war crime], the destruction of Gaza is perpetrated with precision weaponry, over a short span of time, against a wholly defenceless population with nowhere to go.
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forever chasing the high of reposting 5-year-old facebook memes and having 5,000 vulnerable "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" cryptocurrency marks reply telling him he's a god
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didn't trump literally teargas protesters?
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Hey @Twitch @TwitchSupport . Let's play a game. Which message do you think should not be allowed and which do you think maybe should have been allowed?
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Kind of alarming that the leading candidate for the presidency is openly plotting to build a giant network of concentration camps and his deputy says essentially “if you think we’re kidding about this, you are very, very wrong”
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Corrupt national leader trying to get out of legal trouble for crimes he definitely did empowers far right forces, undermining national unity and interests, even national security.
Probably a lesson there.
It's hard to overstate how much of the disaster in Gaza is because Netanyahu backed himself into a corner with his far-right minority coalition in order to dodge corruption charges timesofisrael.com/liveblog_e…
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Incredibly funny that they found it necessary to end every thread they post with this
"Our user base is extremely succeptible to scams"
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This is the final tweet in this thread. Anything below this that looks like us is spam/phishing links. Do not click on links unless you have determined they are safe. You can also cross-reference with news.yuga.com and official brand communication channels.
Funny how since "mr. No Bots" took over this shit-ass site, 99% of my notifications are "likes" of random old Tweets by extremely obvious porn bots.
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For breaking news and still-unfolding events, it’s next to impossible to parse what info is genuine on Twitter now, all because a whiny billionaire allergic to media criticism and his legion of dipshits saw identity verification as a status symbol they needed for themselves
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Oh my god. When Linda Yaccarino said that Visa was a “returning advertiser” she meant the company spent $10 on Twitter ads in the last 12 weeks.
Not ten million. Not ten thousand.
Ten dollars.
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This site is busted, they're making next to nothing from their big advertisers. HBO dropped their spend from $28.3m (12 weeks before Musk's acquisition) to $23,500 in the last 12 week period, roughly a 99.91696% reduction in spend.
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