Tweed vagina

It's international Pi day

My profoundest regret is becoming a musician, especially a singer. If I had known what the scene was to become I would most certainly have chosen something entirely different. Earth Sciences for instance🙂

UTTAPAM!!! How is it that I only just learnt to make it?😋💨

At the moment, morning, noon and night, mainly due to financial constraints, I eat mainly pulses and I must say its been utterly delicious, I've tried many new recipes from around the world. The added benefit is that I've also learnt how to fly! Isn't life wonderful.

Still life with sequins and cake

Maybe he should consider actually using the skincare sets😬 theguardian.com/politics/202…

I have a love/hate relationship with sequins.

The wisteria is very Deleuzian this year😌

Th Fartwalk. It may sound silly, but physicians say farting on the street following a meal can help to improve long-term health. “Crop dusting” the patio, avenue or boardwalk can improve intestinal function

I'm not a pioneer, I'm just a pie

🙌🙌 facebook.com/share/r/19g3kNG…

I know twitter is owned by a maniacal oligarch digital Dr.No, but I just dont get on with 'threads at all. The main problem is that it reminds me of a catastrophic movie of the same name.

Ugh. My pagination is completely all over the place and up the spout. Pff

Was yesterday's anti trans law part of the trade deal with the USA?🙃

Fucking pissflapping arsecrack footnotes 😡🤯

Mobiles and computers exempted🙃

By the time easter is here I will have a PhD in hot cross buns

RBO/Shift. Better late than never I suppose

Sometimes I think it all went downhill after Bach

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