@lordebuttplug

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Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2016
she’s kinda god
HQ video of rain dissolving Olivia’s dress to reveal a new red one at #UnraveledInHartford
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lorde having oklou, blood orange, chanel beads, erika de casier and smerz open for her on the virgin tour
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got no change sorry brotha
Tom Cruise covers the latest issue of GQ Magazine. 🔗 gq.com/story/tom-cruise-2026…
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on twitter people will insinuate you’re racist for not liking an album make by white british man
white people calling an album with very direct salsa and samba influences “an absolute mess” and “meaningless noise” #interesting #ethicalmicroaggressions
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me when i saw clairo in scotland and a girl turned to me and said “wow you know all the lyrics” and i was like yasss girl i know
People will look at you crazy at a CONCERT for knowing all the lyrics 😂
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i always message couples on grindr even if im not into them cuz i feel validated if they respond back cuz it means they both think im hot what does that say abt me
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when i was in london and the uber driver was falling asleep at the wheel for the entirety of the drive😍
Kolawole Erunkulu has been sentenced to six years after driving for 53 hours straight and causing a fatal collision.
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me getting ratioed being used as a reaction image-
made a kirk joke to my sister that we're 1 bk (before kirk) rn and she started getting all technical about how we're actually 30 bk cus he died at like 30
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me and my family do this together all the time :)
When you have a family
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anorexics are the most annoying of the mentally ill. i literally dgaf if you think youre gonna get fat, let me eat my burger in peace
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the lack of nutrients goes straight to their brains
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happens all the time at work and i didn’t even realize thanking them for their service was an option till i saw this
Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service
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“Day off in Croatia” — Lorde via Instagram Stories 🇭🇷
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i wasn't put on this earth to listen to love songs about bo burnham
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shoutout indika house. yummy ass samosas
it's literally right there waiting for you
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what are we throwing on the grill
Joe Biden’s prostate cancer has spread to other parts of his body, his son Hunter reveals: “The cancer has spread, metastasized into his bones and further, It’s very painful and it’s very debilitating in many respects” (bbc.com/news/videos/cr7kjl93…)
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something shifted when i bought this on itunes in 5th grade
13 years ago, Tove Lo released ‘Habits (Stay High)’
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i will channel my insanity into my academics and something healthy soon but tonight we drink one million beers and smoke 8000 cigarettes
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where 👀
these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass
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Nah how yall suck dick that toothbrush be fuckin me up
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