Running stupid distances and other nonsense; also a fucking lawyer

Joined August 2017
Good advice for Pete Carroll on the ‘26 Seahawks merch …
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1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance 2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal. 3. If that confused you, see # 1.
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It is him, but don’t tell Scotty. Scotty doesn’t know.
Can anyone solve this old internet theory by asking Matt Damon if he was an extra on an episode of Friends or not because it’s been driving me crazy for years
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I was raised to believe this was no one’s business but the Turks
Turkey’s insistence on being called “Türkiye” should be widely mocked.
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Trump: Dumocrats. They’re dumb. It’s d-u-m. I got rid of the b. So, you’re only changing one letter. E goes and the U comes.
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Grew up in a town this size. We had a shopping mall and 3 McDonald’s. The manager of KFC would deliver food to your house if you complained enough. Weird stuff happened all the time.
Rewatching Twin Peaks and struck that the city has a population of 51k people, which means all this weird stuff is happening in a town with a shopping mall and at least five mcdonald’s
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Deeming him a “threat to the peace of the world” after repeated incidents of political upheaval, the British exiled Jonathan to St Helena in 1882. His 150 year term of exile will end in 2032, at which point he will likely conquer Europe.
Jonathan, believed to be 193 and the world’s oldest known tortoise, is still alive on St. Helena despite rumors of his death. Officials dismissed the reports as a hoax, saying he is “very much alive.”
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Salman Rushdie Larry David Three Year Letterman
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 The oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸 has officially taken out the Supreme Leader of Iran 🇮🇶 , Ali Khaleesi This marks our third resounding victory over them in wars since 1991 He died with zero SEC championships and having never lettered in shit
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Does he also have a contract saying he doesn’t have to do any unnecessary calisthenics?
Bo Bichette does some fielding drills
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They Live
Which cult classic film was a huge disappointment when you finally saw it?
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Pope: I would like for people to not die. Twitter chuds: WHY ARE YOU BEING POLITICAL?
I have received the greatly troubling news regarding an increase in tensions between Cuba and the United States of America, two neighboring countries. I echo the message of the Cuban bishops, inviting all responsible parties to promote a sincere and effective dialogue, in order to avoid violence and every action that could increase the suffering of the dear Cuban people.
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Back online after internet blackout. I grew up in Connecticut and have truly never seen an ice like this ever. The temperature is 30 degrees but the ice on our trees tops is not melting at all. Never seen anything like this. Anybody else?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
30°F is below the freezing temperature of water (32°F). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice
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Is the penguin in the room with us right now?
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Is anyone talking about how James Madison, Tulane, Oklahoma, and TAMU don’t get to go to a bowl game?
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Bo Jackson Emmet Smith Roger Craig
Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching. I'll start, Priest Holmes.
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BREAKING: Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
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I didn’t even want this … I wanted CARL Yastremski with the big sideburns 😭😭😭
Welcome to Atlanta, Yaz!
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