..in the hospital again. My roommate is suffering from dementia. The nurses tell me not to bother comforting her. How can I not try?

Can you make a samaritan's purse out of a sow's ass? #franklingraham

Did the president insert a public option for birth control today?

Usually my twitterfeed has 100s of subjects slamming around, but tonight it's just 2. Here's hoping the patriots kick Assad's ass.

Santorum is wrong re: schools shaping students. I went to a conservative school but graduated more liberal. College students are adults.

SuperPACs for poor school children!

It's time to pay poor children to talk on FOX News. They may not learn a work ethic, but at least they won't join unions.

Sitting in an ER coughing my head off while wearing a mask, and even so... some guy just tried to pick me up! WTH?

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/D3EPhU_vY1M?a Never would have made it by marvin sapp

If I must live through the crappy part of the 90s (Newty), I hope I wake up with my 1992 ass.

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/QGO7vF2AgqY?a Space Ghost Coast to Coast - 12 Days of Christmas

With 70% Tunisian voter turnout, US will soon be importing democracy from mid-east. Our exports in democracy sucked more than 70s sedans.

It's a shame that self pity is rarely confined to oneself.

#isupportthe president bc he's accomplished a lot working with tantrum-y toddlers even while cleaning up after the cowbaby. Eat your peas!

Why are some xians OK w/ God in gov't until those passages about jubilee, usury, rendering to Caesar, canceling 7-year debts of poor, etc

My insurance co. needs more medical evidence before they okay my chemo. Yeah, because I just want it for fun. Yea! Privatized death panels

Just attended a funeral on a farm. The family's seats were marked with "Not Ripe. Do Not Pick." tape.

#demdictionary God: something to be kept in closet with gay republican cousin Rodney.