Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
this whole video is sending me. janelle monae in a hyper realistic fish costume singing smile to a crying mime while jennifer hudson is in the back with giant butterfly wings. high performance art at work!!
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
The true essence of Halloween is lost with staged, high-production photoshoots coming out days to weeks in advance. Real heads are MAYBE getting 2-3 acceptable photos and then falling down the stairs from being blissfully drunk
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
if thatβs your costume i hate gay halloween too
I hate gay Halloween, cause wyd youβre the Overcompensating poster ππ
@PrimeVideo
#overcompensating
Heβs right and Gina and Emily are only still around because they must be cheap and do whatever the producers tell them. Boring.
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
if i were nathan fielder i would have lied and said that elizabeth holmes sang "lay all your love on me" in prison so amanda seyfried would be forced to reenact it
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
elizabeth holmes, convicted con artist: idk anything ever. i am just a baby
lots of you on here: guys stop being mean she's just a baby, amanda seyfried needs to apologize!
she got you too bitch lol
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Me trying to be nonchalant and unbothered after realizing Iβve accidentally superglued my hand to my neck.
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, βWeβre all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.β
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
A bottom calling you handsome is a sign of great respect in their culture
Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ retweeted
youβre laughing. i canβt have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & youβre laughing


































