@longweekends

“What’cha frigging with Kenneth?”

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Could have called it The Indelible Hulk, given the scale of destruction.
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Dad on connecting with the bereaved wife of an old friend, the day the funeral: “We were invited back to Cathy’s and they have quite the view, so I put the drone up…”
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Philip Seymour Hoffman…what a legend. This is one of the greatest “one-scene-only” performances of all time.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic31 Jul 2025
Name a movie where a minor character completely stole the show.
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Goated reel pull
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Ordering a pound of Frickles at the Harvey’s drive thru
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My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer
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She’s my Rushmore, Max.
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Anne Murray has Credit Union manager energy
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Should be called Uni-Cloak! Their whole business is cloakery.
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Love the idea of Reznor going all in at this fest. Camping in tent village. Up until 5am at a drum circle wailing on a djembe and inhaling poppers. Crawling out of his tent in a hippy shawl for morning coffee…
nine inch nails
@nineinchnails14 May 2025
Introducing Future Ruins. Some of the most powerful music of our time has never been heard live—until now. On Saturday, November 8, @RuinsFestival arrives in Los Angeles: a first-of-its-kind music festival of the world’s most influential composers. 🎟 Tickets on sale Wednesday, May 21 at 12PM PT 🔗 FutureRuins.com Future Ruins The music tells the story.
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Becoming my least favourite genre: a very naughty British boy talks over an otherwise decent band.
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Go Unchain Alice
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My mom got me an amazing new Arc'teryx jacket for $20 at a flea market. It’s a work of art. This will be like when Marg Simpson got the Channel dress and climbed high society but will culminate in me not being able to afford fuel for the helicopter on a ski trip.
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The band released new music today washingmachine.bandcamp.com/…
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In Maine they get their car horns from LL Beep!
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Saw a guy in morning rush hour with a New Era hat with the sticker on it. That’s not morning attire. It’s like drinking pop before lunch.
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Do you think lemons are just super rude to onions?
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My dream is to win a contest where I’m flown out to a Jays game
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Would feel amazing to hit this if a fire broke out at the gas station. “Thank god you were here,” they’d say. Emergency crews giving me a pat on the back. But then, life would return to normal.
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