@longwashere

Banned from wallstreetbets for winning too much. 8 figures in trading profit. Finance yap. Patreon for stocks picks and trades. Disclaimer: I am very dumb

1313 S Wolfe Rd, Sunnyvale
Joined September 2022
Closing out my 100k challenge account started in may 2024 two months early to pay uncle sam and got trading restricted on robinhood. 100k -> 7m in 10 months. Peaked 11m at one point but oh wells ignore the gain %, its messed up since i withdrew the 100k and more already :P.
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Wallstreet Dragon retweeted
very strange system where a 25 year old who can’t afford rent pays the retirement for someone living in a $20 million home.
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Pickleball is such a good workout when the skill level is high.
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“i personally haven't raised any money but know a ton of people who have” Shut up then.
some guy from austin just tried to brag about his $5 million seed round at sf tech week lmao bro that is a baby pre-seed round here in sf no one does seed rounds for less than $20m here i personally haven't raised any money but know a ton of people who have dude needs to go back to florida
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Guys I love Indian people. I am the Asian person in most of my Indian friend groups. They call me curryian 🇰🇷
> goes to networking event in SF > only wants to speak Hindi > wonders why everyone don’t fuck with him 🤦
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I just woke up my from a nightmare that I had a bag of $nvda shares at ath 😮‍💨
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When I made $400k on $AMZN call options, I bought Amazon employees $10000 worth of pizza. When was the last time you gave back to the ones increasing share holder value?
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> goes to networking event in SF > only wants to speak Hindi > wonders why everyone don’t fuck with him 🤦
- go to networking events in san francisco - run around some Indian dudes. - I naturally switch to Hindi BECAUSE WE BOTH CLEARLY KNOW IT. - mofos answer back exclusively in English. - I like playing this game, I push further in Hindi THEY GET UNCOMFORTABLE?????? (1/n)
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Good job team. We ratio'd him. Job's done
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It's a networking event. People are there to network. Speaking anything other than English is rude to people around you and excluding them out of the conversation.
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Micron ($MU) just silenced the bears. Their record-breaking Q4 earnings proved the AI memory supercycle is no joke, with capacity already 75% booked through the end of 2027. But the real winner here? SK Hynix. If Micron is putting up these massive numbers with only ~21% of the High-Bandwidth Memory (HBM) market, imagine the absolute monster quarter coming from SK Hynix, who completely dominates with a ~58% market share. The supply/demand squeeze is tightening DRAM supply and lifting pricing across the board. Micron's report just validated the entire sector, the memory valuation isn't a bubble; the cash flow is actually here. SK Hynix is sitting right on the throne.
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To do ketamine of a guys’ dick, how big does his dick gotta be? Asking for a friend.
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The economy is so weird. Oh ya'll working and doing great for yourselves? Alright let's hike those interest rates because your life is so great. Oh ya'll unemployed? Let's lower the rates even though no one can get a loan or a mortgage to take advantage of it. The federal reserve is rigged for the wealthy, not the working class.
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100 dollars a month to use it btw while meta muse does it for free. We really don’t need a math Olympiad LLM to book cheap flights.
dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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When I made $400k on $AMZN call options, I bought Amazon employees $10000 worth of pizza. When was the last time you gave back to the ones increasing share holder value?
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Wallstreet Dragon retweeted
We are hiring at Supabase! There are 60 open positions across engineering, sales, design, and many more, so there should be something that would fit you! We are a remote company, so where you live doesn't matter. If you are awesome at what you do, we'd love to work with you!
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Honestly micron ending at 1050 this earnings is really bullish. Proves that the stock and sector earned its valuation without extreme Korean degeneracy and leverage Good job team, I sold out after swinging from 900 to 1000, but can see myself entering another position
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if you're broke, get a job. trading isn't going to save someone who's completely broke. sitting home watching charts all day isn't grinding, it's stalling. you need capital to build capital. that's just how it works.
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In the next 4-5 years we will see the first billion dollar vietnamese coffee brand ipo in America. I don't even remember the last time I went into a starbucks
Starbucks is closing another 250 stores this week and still acting like the problem is the chairs. This is the second big cut under CEO Brian Niccol. Last year they already shut hundreds. Now they say these shops cannot hit the numbers or deliver the “experience” they want. That is code for the line got shorter while the price stayed ridiculous. They will move some workers and write the rest a check. The company will keep talking about a comeback and cozy remodels. Regular people already voted with their feet. When a latte costs more than lunch, folks remember the pot at home. You can only squeeze a customer for so long before the door stays locked. If your local one is on that list, you probably felt it months ago. ☕ Would you actually miss it, or did you already stop going?
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In terms of product conferences this month. Meta > Robinhood > Apple > my mom turnning go live on instagram on accident > openAi
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