
Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp
Miami, FL
Joined May 2009
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🏝️ @davidortiz welcomes everyone to Chilligan’s Island 🥃
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Got mine at dondominio.com for $16.60 after fees (€13.95) w/ free domain privacy.
Snag it, add a redirect. I hate SI, but it's cheap insurance and takes 10 seconds.
Jonathan Long retweeted
Wait, but Craig Breslow not getting any power bats was fine because he has as bachelor's degree in molecular biophysics & biochemistry.
Only good thing about getting BLOWN OUT is people will get off their knees and go back to hating this dork (who got an EXTENSION). #DirtyWater
YOUR 2026 RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

ALT TEXT: "TICKET PUNCHED Postseason 2026 Punch Back" IMAGE: Red Sox Postseason Clinch graphic featuring 35 cutouts of the 2026 roster on top of a textured grey background with black baseball elements. Images of the pitching staff are seen in the top section in black and white while position players are underneath wearing the home white uniforms. Red text reading “Ticket Punched” and a white MLB Postseason 2026 logo are in the center of the graphic. A white logo reading punch back is seen in the lower right corner.
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Maybe Patrick Sandoval NEEDS ANOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY NECKLACE in order to pitch better. THIS GUY SUCKS!!!! #DirtyWater
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On behalf of all Red Sox fans I retract the apology.
Replying to @WillFlemming
I meant no disrespect to the Yankees players or organization. I could and should have used different words. These rivalry games get me fired up; I apologize for letting the emotion of the moment get the best of me.
Jonathan Long retweeted
The same people who renamed "mothers" to "birthing persons" are freaking out over renaming a lake they've never been to.
Google Maps has changed the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America” for U.S. users to reflect President Trump’s executive order renaming the lake, according to a Google statement. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/goo…
Jonathan Long retweeted
The greatest thing I've ever seen in a founder's office was an "𝗙 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹."
Every person who doubted, slighted, or rejected him.
He kept track of all of it.
I almost wanted to write the check right then and there.
As an athlete, I have my own version of that wall. It's just mental.
All the people who said I wasn't athletic enough, wouldn't stick, or had a weird shot. Even the opportunities I didn't get or the people taken over me.
You remember all of those things.
It's a little Jordan-esque, and maybe even irrational. But I've started to realize how much elite founders and elite athletes have in common.
At some point, talent is everywhere.
What separates people is often how long they can stay obsessed, how they respond to being told no, and whether doubt discourages them or becomes fuel.
A pitch deck can tell me what you're building, but an F You Wall tells me why you might actually survive long enough to build it.
At the end of the day, we’re all delusional anyway.
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Jonathan Long retweeted
Red Sox are back The losing streak didnt bother me. It was bound to happen after that long streak. Big night from Adley. Just need to get healthy and ready for the next month of playoff type baseball. #162er












