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The little engine that DGAF
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ALMOST HAD POWER FOR A SOLID 24 HOURS AND THEN BLOOP ITS GONE AGAIN
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it’s actually so crazy that my dog is going to be the first dog to never die
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here bitch, I signed you up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library since you can’t read the fucking room
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Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Sommelier: here you will identify notes of deep fruit, spice, leather, and chocolate Me [6 glasses deep]: what the fuck are you talking about
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[Bene Gesserit voice] Two hops this time
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*bene gesserit voice* are you mad at me
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this is poop from a butt
this robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident
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You can't hurt me, you're not my internal monologue
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Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t eaten your Croissantosaurus...
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I’m in
“Baseball fandom is dying, I’ve got just the solution”
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did he just hop into a river without changing out of his work clothes?
Newly discovered species Northern Green Anaconda is worlds biggest snake (one found 26feet 440 pounds)
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‘dune’ is fancy ‘tremors’
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not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time
Taylor Swift was shown for less than 1% of the entire Super Bowl broadcast 👀 (h/t: u/JPAnalyst/Reddit)
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