Hey @USPS - can you explain to me how it is that at 4:30am last Friday my son's mail order prescription was at the post office less than three miles from my house, but then instead of being delivered it was sent all the way to Puerto Rico? I mean, it's only critical meds, right?

Figure I may as well drop this tonight since it's done. Shout out to everyone at #dnnSummit, here is your annual song from the DNN Troubadour -- Zoom, Yeti, Zoom shmoolok.com/music/zoomyetiz… (featuring a guest rap by @CBPSC ) Enjoy! (now with a corrected link)

Hey @chris_and_jack , guess where I am? Happy #JulySixthPark !

I'm over here celebrating July Flyve, and totally psyched for tomorrow and #JulySixthPark . Life Finds a Day! youtu.be/HD_BUpUvn6Y #J6P5J6W2NFK

I feel personally attacked by this meme

Hey @chris_and_jack - I got your custom audio sketch last night, and laughed a *lot*. You really made my day, thank you so much. Feel free to check out Time Treadmill for my thoughts. You are welcome to share it, I'm just not tryna use you to pump my own stuff. You guys rock!

Good morning #virtuosotravel -- your last day of appointments are ready to rock & roll, only 69,442 appointments left to go!

I’ve got my Yeti socks on and I am ready to rock Day Two of #DNNSummit in my alter-ego as @DnnTroubadour

Watch out @DNNSummit , the @DNNYeti is on his way to Denver. In the meantime, here's a remix of the @DnnTroubadour 's beginning to the Ballad of the Yeti: shmoolok.com/music/DNNYetiRe… See you in a few hours, #DNNSummit !

For my #DNN friends who don't follow my @DnnTroubadour account, here is the new song I just published just for #DNNConnect2018 - youtube.com/watch?v=BFis5cDt… @dshiao @CBPSC @dnnConnect @davidpoindexter @DNNYeti

A huge thank you to @sophie_aldred for your encouragement video for my Time Treadmill project. You absolutely made my day.

Software developer, horseback archer, elven singer... DNN developers rule! @quorralyne giving a great talk on voice-driven development at #DNNSummit

Huh. Now I have to figure out what rhymes with Slide Rock Bolter and write a song about a carnivorous land fish. #DNNSummit2018

Now on board Southwest Airlines flight 1153 from Orlando to Las Vegas. I'm #VirtuosoWeek bound!

Worth mentioning: All book revenue goes directly into his Special Needs Trust and not to me.

My one #DNNYeti regret is that I did not also make him a #DNNJedi, to better tie in the light saber.

I have really enjoyed visiting Colorado for #DNNSUMMIT, but CO has clearly not enjoyed me. I haven't been able to breathe in days.