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Ryan Lofthouse

@lofthouse1982

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Joined March 2009
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Right I’m off here, not in some dramatic twirling of a cape way just I keep in touch with quite a few folk on here so either email me or I’m on Instagram until that turns to shit as well. This place is an absolute bin.
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Starting his journey to becoming the #PL's record scorer ⚽️ #OnThisDay in 1992, @alanshearer moved to Blackburn @Rovers
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If you see an alligator wearing a vest, it’s an investigator.
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Have a Solero and shut the fuck up.
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Having it.
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george E Z R A@george_ezra23 Jul 2019
Do you know this man? Last spotted at @LatitudeFest. Twitter, please help me find him as I think he is an absolute #legend and I want to give him some tickets for my Royal Albert Hall show in September. Pls RT x
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Yoko Ono
@yokoono20 Jul 2019
I like fruits that are not too sweet. An Apple is one I like.
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JC STEWART@jcstewart19 Jul 2019
This guy knows 👇 go and stream Bones because this professional sad boy needs to eat and I’ve been reliably informed that 25 streams leads to good grades and clear skin for 5 years @LewisCapaldi ☠️
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First Editors album is still having it.
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Fuck have you been?
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan18 Jul 2019
Vile. Repellent. Shameful. Shocking. Disturbing. RACIST. My verdict on President Trump's 'SEND HER BACK!' rally last night - the most sickening moment of his presidency. dailym.ai/2JCaILg
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Fuck off, Katie.
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This is all a bit of a daft laugh so don’t be weird about London being ‘stabby’ because that’s just as off as what she’s written. Nice one.
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Every time i go out for a drive with the wife and see a bike on the roof rack or back of a vehicle I said “Nasty Accident’ She hasn’t laughed yet but I will #prevail
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The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr., Bono, Adam Clayton.
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@90sfootball12 Jul 2019
Can anyone name all 4?
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Thing about the ‘Free Tommy’ lads, they wear shite sunglasses don’t they?
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I still find the Chabuddy G British Airways video funny.
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Go on Chabuddy lad, you tell ‘em!
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My man.
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Download my flute album 'Flute and Fibre’ today and get bonus tracks : ‘They Flute Horses Don’t They’ ‘The Flute of all Evil’ and ‘You Look Flutiful Tonight £8.00
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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys9 Jul 2019
Hey @realDonaldTrump, if you were triggered by the UK ambassador’s comments, you’re gonna do your nut when you find out what @BorisJohnson said about you (Projection location: Big Ben)
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Lofthouse 2020 - Yeah not sure about that.
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