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PFT Cornhusker

@localwizard_

Ball enthusiast. Jambassador. Fun haver. 🌽🧀🐻☘️

 Middle America
Joined August 2022
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The Vanimal@ThatsPanicManNov 7
Hear me out Nebraska fans…
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied3 Oct 2025
And
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They should make flavored gun barrels
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied28 Jun 2025
Lucy started howling at the moon! What a beautiful message thank you Vanimal. Worth every penny
The Vanimal (@ThatsPanicMan) profile pictureThe Vanimal@ThatsPanicMan28 Jun 2025
Live on Cameo. Ever wanted a personalized video from The Vanimal for a special occasion or just cause! Now you can! v.cameo.com/e/QzkJkDxRzUb
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Looks like there could be DUI checkpoints and/or enhanced police presence around Red Rocks tonight. Please enjoy responsibly or plan to have a safe sober ride home.
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied26 Jun 2025
Mr. President, Jojo has been listed as Questionable To Return
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied20 Jun 2025
“You’re depressed? …have you ever considered getting off your lazy pitiful ass and doing a couple straight sets of Jerry Garcia Band a day? Daily quick pump of Jer’ Bear, mix in a protein shake after? Try it out brah “
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Ryan McGee@ESPNMcGee11 Jun 2025
If you know me, then you know my love for the Men’s College World Series, especially its history. I love this piece for the 75th anniversary of the CWS in Omaha. Thanks to our entire ESPN crew for penning this love letter with me. #MCWS
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Pope Millar
@lebrongoat42010 Jun 2025
When I munch box she starts to understand why I have 34 Spotify followers
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The Vanimal@ThatsPanicMan10 Jun 2025
I'm about to dumpster this day, bad too.
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied6 Jun 2025
Sometimes N3 of the run is your very own Jordan Flu Game #panicpick5 Spoonful Taildragger Contentment Blues Jesus Just Left Chicago Smokestack Lightnin
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#PanicPick5 Chicago N1 Trashy Riders on the Storm Chainsaw City Contentment Blues Flat Foot Flewzy
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied3 Jun 2025
Developing Story: WIDESPREAD PANIC IN CHICAGO
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Nebraska (Division 1) just punched their ticket to the NCAA Tournament. Their college is SHUTTING DOWN permanently June 10th. If they advance to the College World Series, they will be playing for a school that no longer exists
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JoeyBoatwater@JBoatwater26 May 2025
I visited a historic site today. Does anyone recognize it?
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Capt. Trips@CaptTrips9822 May 2025
Another day in May, another anniversary of a monster 77 show
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Moe Fishstew@parsonsdied21 May 2025
You betta go head Panda
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kyle
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#1 Space Jam 2 Lover (@JoshuaTookes) profile picture#1 Space Jam 2 Lover@JoshuaTookes12 May 2025
When the joke is so good you had a smile at the screen like this
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Karen McGee
@karenmotherof215 May 2025
“Old man take a look at your life, I’m a lot like youuu”
Latrell Sprewell (@RealSpree08) profile pictureLatrell Sprewell@RealSpree0814 May 2025
OMG Kylie is even more beautiful in person .
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Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) profile pictureRussell Brand
@rustyrockets12 May 2025
I used to take quite a lot of cocaine, crack, heroin, LSD, methamphetamines, ecstasy and marijuana, as well as pharmaceutical drugs, but now I'm lit up by the Holy Spirit.
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