always running my mouth occasionally funny

Joined October 2017
“Cyber bullying politicians is your civic duty” - Martin Luther probably
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Fucker stole my bike. Pill issue.
I couldn’t get lumber today Mill issue
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I’m arguing with other Americans about what the best pop tart is. Meanwhile, Mecca is going viral for having sky that puts Mordor to shame.
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Obesity is losing the war. They’ve resorted to Nukes.
KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28
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Justin gaethje made that mother fucker look like quasimoto
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I hope I get to see sugar Sean rock this dudes head back.
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“Michelle Obama is a MAN!!”- Josh Hokit
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your local nitpick retweeted
This one never gets old 🤣
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The scum bag has got to go
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How in the world did he end up on the trailer??
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Honestly surprised they struck during the day. #Iran
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If only Mexico had a government capable of actively standing up to their shadow government.
Reports of gunmen actively storming Guadalajara International Airport in Jalisco, Mexico.
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A bullshit appeasement arrest. As per every disclosure this was made to distract and confuse. #EpsteinFiles
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#buffalo public schools third party investigation results finally revealed in heavily redacted fashion ends on a Luke warm note made it seems to satisfy no one but possibly result in some systematic changes.
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Must be the mustashe
Forget bench press. Forget sprints. If you can push a 1,600-lb bale of hay with your thighs, you’re qualified to handle a Taser, a riot, and anything else.
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NYC Mayor mamdani thinks this guy did nothing wrong and should be set free. Body cam footage destroys their narrative as per usual.
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This was so much easier in GTA
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Body cams have been the best thing since sliced bread. These heifers going to jail over a pizza.
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Everyone knows it
BREAKING: Doctor at Jeffrey Epstein’s post mortem says he was str-ngled and not hanged, per Daily Mail.
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Replying to @Fat_Electrician
You and me can hand 10k back and forth 10 times and have stimulated the economy by 100k. These numbers mean nothing.
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