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.@VirginMoney 6 mths ago, I got a letter from your Probate dept offering condolences on the death of my husband and asking for a death cert. My husband isn’t dead. You eventually apologised. On Friday I received the same letter again. Is there something wrong with you?

@DHLeCommerce can’t get hold of a human no matter what I do. Sent two emails. Nothing. Need a refund. How can I speak to someone?

So @virginmedia have raised their prices by 50% starting on 18th January. I have to give 30 days notice to cancel even though I’m out of contract. Absolute scammers.

@nsandihelp hello, my Dad keeps transferring money to your account to buy more premium bonds and it keeps being returned. 3 times now. Can you help?

Hey @Tesco - HOW?!

@beautypie I love you, but please sort out your packaging. Al this for one eyebrow pencil (missing from my last order).

@parcelforce Booked a delivery last Friday. Meant to be collected last Monday. Driver lied about picking it up. He hadn’t. Eventually picked up Tuesday. Promised 24 hr service. Parcel sent to wrong depot. Parcel still not with customer. Just appalling. How do I claim?

@TfL My daughter lost her phone on the bus on 31st Dec. It’s been found by bus driver and sent to South Ken(?). We even have a reference. There’s no way to contact South Ken - there’s urgent course work on her phone. Please help!!

Having one of those caddies for peelings on the window sill has taught me more about the frankly disgusting life cycle of the fruit fly than I could ever wish to know. – at Walthamstow, London

@qvcuk Hi there, how wide are your new Bonova sandals? Thank you. X – at Walthamstow, London

Surely the ONLY people qualified to say how ‘welcoming’ and ‘non-racist’ a country is are those who experience racism. Continually blows my mind that white people think they have the slightest fucking clue. – at Deal, England

This thread is 👌🏻 – at Walthamstow, London

What you catch the dog watching big cat porn....

Feels like there’s only one real winner in the Mayoral elections. #me

@simonfromharlow I can’t even. – at Walthamstow, London

I think my Mum speaks for us all.., – at Walthamstow, London

Not saying my life has become small, but I just correctly clicked on four squares containing ‘crosswalks’ without being moved on to ‘traffic lights’ or worse, ‘hills or mountains’ and I really feel good about today. – at Walthamstow, London

This is one of most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. I properly feel sick that @Chartwells_UK think this is an ok way to make money - actually stealing food from the mouths of kids. Just shameful. – at Walthamstow, London

Oh the irony @DailyMailUK. Are proofreaders too left wing for you as well?