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my girlfriend leaving her scent on my plushies so every time i hug them, i get a little whiff of her stinky socks >w< they reek so much but i bet u wanna be that plushie so baddd
asking my gf for permission to pee just for her to say no and make me wait until i can't hold it anymore (×﹏×) she's so mean to me !!
me and my gf would be such mean owners to some of u girls, keeping you on a tight leash, punishing every bit of disobedience and slowly turning you into a dumb needy pet who can't live without us
irls keep finding this account and they never miss the opportunity to flirt with my girl right in front of meee
gf's so sweaty rn who wants to help me clean her up with a tongue bath? ;3 u get to pick where u wanna start
to every girl who's jealous of my life just know me n my gf are gonna find you, adopt you, and do wayyy worse things to you <3
she keeps on giving me kinks i didnt even know existed and most of them are kinda embarrassing(。>﹏<)
a girl was so fixated on deepthroating my gf she threw up a little...... it was very cute im sorry im sorry im sorry (╥﹏╥)
i use dating apps like a pet adoption website for my gf, literally looking for girls who can join our pack( 。 •̀ ᴗ •́ 。)
i know im weak n easy but if u guys knew how soft her feet are n how good they smell you would understand why im so hypnotized by them
sometimes i steal my girlfriend's dirty socks and panties before laundry just to wear them for a few more hours. something about being surrounded by her scent til it feels like it's mixing with mine makes my brain all fuzzy(๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
girlfriend made me breakfast!! something seems a little weird about my toast tho.. would u eat it? :3
my gf keeps bringing pretty girls into our home n i get to sniff their armpits and discover so many different smells >^<


