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“thank you, boob lady!”

24 york
Joined June 2013
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hi emos i’m lizzie and welcome to my twitter x
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after months of mogs asking me to watch desperate housewives i’ve started and i’m actually obsessed
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Crowquill is like Mozart to me
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not sure why they out over and out at 15 and not the top bUt this is accurate hehe
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The roles ARE reversed, a rapist is President, get a new fucking slogan you fucking losers, this is why we think you’re useless!!
“Misandry doesn’t exist” meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter has 100K people at Lollapalooza chanting “USELESS” about men. imagine if the roles were reversed.
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finally up to date on every simpson episode ever and it means i can start it from the start again WOOHOOOOOOOO
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peak tv i’m so close to u
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hungover from halloween and this is what i see
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lizzie retweeted
no sorry I’m still pissed off unpredictable wasn’t the song for 5SOS’ home show cause what do you mean they didn’t get to sing “hey we’re taking on the world” to a big venue in the same city they did their first show to 12 people.
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had to uber eats vegan jelly ti the house whilst at work so em could make jelly shots earlier #wokenonsense
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what do you mean you could hear unpredictable in 2026 and you picked the middest song out of the 4😵‍💫
TONIGHTS SECRET SONG IS START OVER
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i’m not a start over enjoyer i’m sorry🫣
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"Look at me, I've got girl boobs." - RIP Patrick Stewart
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craving grilled cheese rn
Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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Anyone selling 5sos soundcheck sydney tickets 👀
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5SOS AND TURNSTILE ON THE SAME DAY I WILL BE THERE
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wait and blink too i think omg this is a combined lizzie eras day
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pinkpop i will be seeing you
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i actually haven’t changed at all since i was 12 what do you mean the 2 things i care about most are 5sos and glee
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I HATE TRAINS
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