@lizard479

Slipping around, slimy boy

Joined July 2020
LizardBoy retweeted
i’m not even kidding when i say that this is the funniest tony scene ever
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Triple Redd's HVAC guy was standing over his shoulder like a treacherous vizier, telling him "Yes my nigga, you SHOULD do it for the culture. No not just the roof, ALL the surfaces, every square inch. You can't let them catch you slacking, my lord."
Trippie Redd turned his $7.5 million Florida mansion almost entirely black. The rapper bought the 18,923-square-foot home in Southwest Ranches in 2022. Sitting on roughly 4.6 acres, the property includes nine bedrooms, an indoor basketball court and an eight-car garage. By 2024, its Mediterranean-style exterior had been dramatically transformed: the walls, roof and even the driveway were finished in black. Trippie Redd calls it “The Black House.”
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LizardBoy retweeted
This one too
he was honestly so real for this. the greatest tweet in history.
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LizardBoy retweeted
Florence’s response to instagram censoring her instagram post condemning the violent sexual assault at Cornell College
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LizardBoy retweeted
It says "OFFENDER" on the other side
Sombr arrives at the #VMAs sporting a “SEX” belt.
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you just know he was saying this exact same shit to those bisexual goth girls in college, hoping to score
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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LizardBoy retweeted
this is 10% shit 20% fart 15% homer lisa maggie and bart 5% flanders 50% moe and 100% reason to remember the d’oh
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LizardBoy retweeted
SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ORDERED THE STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK THAT REQUIRES THE ENTIRE STAFF TO PRESENT
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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LizardBoy retweeted
I don’t know why gas is the only reason Trump is polling so Low, everything is fucked up, not just gas prices. His entire Presidency is a colossal failure.
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LizardBoy retweeted
First thing I thought of with the Cornell story. Counting on parents to raise hell at Family Weekend in Ithaca.
This Columbia student will carry a mattress everywhere until her rapist is expelled: nym.ag/1oARG2w
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LizardBoy retweeted
Johnathan Newell, one of the Cornell 7 gang rapists is the one that sent the Snapchat message to the “Chi Phi Actives,” where the other 6 learned about the “free p*ssy.” Never let this story die down and never stop calling it out. He wants to be a Dr. No med school should accept him
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LizardBoy retweeted
Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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It's deeply frustrating that people are being so unkind about this. The strikes ended less than three years ago & this was a big talking point then. Things haven't rebounded & the industry has gotten worse in many ways. (And it's very much headline news, not niche industry talk.)
“Princess Diaries” star Heather Matarazzo revealed she may not qualify for health insurance if she doesn’t find work soon. Matarazzo was responding to a viral post from "I Saw the TV Glow" actor Jack Haven, who revealed: “I need to make $4,000 by the end of the month in order to qualify for SAG health insurance starting in January.” “I am literally in the same boat right now," Matarazzo replied. "Lots of my fellow actors are. I remember a time when we didn’t have to earn a minimum to qualify for insurance." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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I realize rich alumni love frats but at some point colleges should decide if the rape clubs are a net negative.
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this is why i don't have an issue w/ resident evil remakes bc those games are largely available nowadays on steam & whatnot
Release the original games on modern consoles already. Fuck replacing older classics with remakes, there should always be an option to choose.
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LizardBoy retweeted
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell @jvplive) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same @Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
HOW DID A UNIVERSITY SUSPEND PROTESTORS AND NOT ALL 7 OF THE GUYS WHO ÐRUGGED AND R@PED A GIRL FOR HOURS AND HOURS!?!? JUST WOW
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LizardBoy retweeted
Are you guys stupid like genuinely
is harvard actualy hard americans dont seem smart at all
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after all the recent discourse i can confidently say this one of the greatest tweets of all time
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LizardBoy retweeted
Kudos to the student journalists at The Cornell Daily Sun. This is why journalism matters, at all levels. Keep shining a light on the darkest corners of power.
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Alex Ross painting the wonderfully strange world of Batman ’66. The colors, costumes and theatrical absurdity of the series have rarely looked this gorgeous.
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