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LMAO incredible
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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"They give you this plastic phone. It looks like a phone. Four buttons on it. One button has a picture of a cow and when you press it, you listen and it goes 'moo.' I say 'That's a cow' because I know that. I know what cows sound like. They say 'Amazing sir. Just incredible.'"
Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
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its kinda insane how quickly he's devolving, right? like it was last week we got our first, major, random "i had a stroke" sound and now its like every 3 sentences.
Trump: "Our country is doing so well under Republicleeeeee leadership"
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Kendal Daniels a week after being carted off the field: - 1 interception - 11 tackles - 1 fumble recovered - 1 pass defended - 58.3 passer rating when targeted (per PFF) The rook is unreal #DirtyBirds
KENDAL DANIELS GAME WINNING INTERCEPTION A WEEK AFTER A TERRIFYING INJURY SCARE
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We love you, @KendalDaniels__ 🤝
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Weekly reminder Michael Penix Jr is a really good quarterback
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Insane.
Kendal Daniels, one week after being carted off the field, might have just sealed the game with his first career interception. #Falcons
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One week ago, Kendal Daniels was taken off the field by medical personnel and taken to a local hospital. Today, he just had a potentially game-saving INT against the undefeated 49ers.
Prayers up for Kendal Daniels 🙏
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A week ago, Kendal Daniels got stretchered off the field Today, he recorded an interception and recovered a fumble on back to back drives to beat the undefeated 49ers
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James Pearce Jr. returns in 1 game.
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Cowabunga, dude
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One of those plays that reminds you any recent trade rumors about Bates can't be taken seriously. There's just no way the front office would trade him
JESSIE. BATES. THE. THIRD.
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That’s BEEN the case…lol to some, he’s black so he should be running around like Vick. To others, he’s black so that just won’t work for them, any way.
Game Manager Penix and y’all not happy Gun Slinger Penix and y’all not happy Im starting to think yall just don’t like the Kid
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Need that London celebration as a gif 😭
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PURDY CHECKS INTO THE BATES MOTEL INTERCEPTION
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10/10 midterm message. No notes!
🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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We are at war with stupidity
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Angel Reese got so much motion. Atlanta was the perfect landing spot.
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He shouldn’t lol. In fact get him the ball more
Despite losing two key fumbles on returns vs Chicago, Zachariah Branch will not be benched or have his role reduced, said Kevin Stefanski.
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