you've heard of a long island iced tea but have you considered the thousand island iced tea

hey does anyone know what we're supposed to do

The humidity has gotten completely out of hand

I still really stand by my tweets having a genius and almost lyrical quality to them that will continue to go unappreciated in my lifetime

I have been unmedicated for almost 72 hours and I now understand Lestat de Lioncourt on a deep and personal level

anyone wanna take me out? I'm open to either date or assassination

do you think lestat de lioncourt has heard heaven help us by my chemical romance

I know summer is coming because the old ladies who take walks up and down my street are starting to dress increasingly like power rangers

attention tiktok editors please someone make me a loustat edit to southwood plantation road by the mountain goats thanks so much :)

sometimes a girl just has to drive down the 134 at high speeds and cry to seventeen by Sharon van etten

happy pride month to me blasting MUNA to drop off my roll of film for developing and to the lesbian that works there for complimenting my dykes 4 dolls crop top

why this pride month do only capitalism and my ex girlfriend want me I would like hot single lesbians to want me!!!!!

strobe effect due to the ceiling fan in front of the skylight at stories bookstore is putting me under some strange form of hypnosis

when did it become normal for people to talk during concerts girl I did not pay to hear about your friend and her bad decisions shut the fuck up

rip lestat de lioncourt you would absolutely love hit lesbian pop band MUNA

it was supposed to be raining today I want my money back

lesbians love Bruce Springsteen bc all his songs are either about hating the government or being a bit of a horny pathetic loser with a ripping sax solo. also we're all from New Jersey.

will anyone pls. kill me :)