A shrinking violet in an ever expanding universe. Now older.

Joined January 2009
Putting together a Leo Lionni retrospective for the library this weekend. Which means planning a puppet show and gathering stories to read.
Why I cant hmscl-centripetal force w salad spinner turns into velocity as pertaining to blood spatter w tomatoes & blunt force n bkyrd.#fb
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Hmmm, found this in a list of suggested puppet show scripts : http://bitly.com/6fu6m. Maybe? Nah. #fb
Spent the entire work day prepping 4 tomorrow's big event. Imagine my surprise when I learned the event was actually TODAY... Smooth. #fb
http://bitly.com/RrmfE : Ok, Skrimshaw has been viewed over 5,000 times now. Bizarre.
Replying to @chris_shattuck
@stompeers I enjoyed it, it mainly annoyed my children =)
note to self: next lego competition should have 200 1st place winners instead of 4 winners and 196 crying children.
I think I might officially be an adult. Not admitting anything yet, but am strongly suspecting this to be true.
How could I forget that fight club is so violent? I am jack's slack-jawed surprise.
There is nothing wrong in this world that The Dog Whisperer could not make right.
I am currently the opposite of the Pied Piper of Twitter.
I obviously have no understanding of acceptable Twitter behavior.
So, who should I follow?