*screaming*

Joined September 2014
lock yo cards man apple just dug clean in my ass while i was sleep
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she really is for the people, $46 is sickening i love you tinashe
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“Thats wendys- thats a daves single” breaks me everytime
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Tinashe’s VIP was so affordable I lowkey thought that I bought the wrong option. 😭 Truly one of a kind.
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popstar is the type of meal where you unbutton your jeans and go back for another plate. It’s just TOO EASY to run it back, it’s an addiction
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See how easy that was
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Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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The debit card vs credit card discourse will tell you exactly who has experienced poverty or financial hardship before, and who hasn’t lmao
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My corneas started sizzling like a fried egg when i read this
You cannot flex on me with a nigga I had suckin dick.
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you gon suck whatever i pull out these minion boxers
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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feeding a man's addiction to get him to work for you...hollywood is back in the 80s i'm shaking my head
Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”. “Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.” (Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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grindr saying this and then not nominating her for their Unwrapped awards… just shady
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Literally the coolest Gen Z pop girl. She just has it. A once in a generation je ne sais quoi
me writing this demo version and thinking the girls wouldn’t use it because the lyrics were too risqué, I’m glad they took the risk and made whatever this vocal take was sound wonderful. Yes we do bridges over here girl😉 Shoutout Katie Taylor for that hook 🥹
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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