@linuxlover1969

champagne socialist

 he/him, oregon
Joined May 2024
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How do I get this cut without showing this pic to my barber
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Deuce McGronathan@SpunkityBall4h
it’s too late. i’ve already depicted you as the irate, exasperated freddie mercury and myself as the cunning and mischievous david gilmour. it’s over.
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🎃 Rod Serling's Nat Gallery 🎃@natminuszero7h
I'm still stuck on guy gilchrist nancy
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Matt Coggins@MattCoggins4h
I think she correctly diagnoses that Billy is manipulating Holmes while still correctly diagnosing that Holmes is a piece of shit. Idk why everyone is being so weird about Seyfried.
stevie.@steviemoraa23h
amanda seyfried: 🗣️ BELIEVE WOMEN amanda seyfried, later: okay but, what i said was we *could* believe women. we would be capable, technically, of believing women
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Deuce McGronathan@SpunkityBallOct 18
spent 10 minutes straight laughing with my dad at norm macdonald oj simpson joke compilation
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if you see the police Skydance
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Parker 🕸🕷@mcuspider616Oct 18
It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Marvel Replica
@MarvelReplicaOct 17
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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grysik 💭@p03r0tten18h
fuck uni i just want to be tucked in bed and rot there for the next week
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⃟⃟⃟@sipbabyk23h
imagine what pussy smelled like in 1794
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nightMarz🦇🍉@marzmadethis4h
i don't think a documentary about millionaire pathological liars and a homoerotic back to the future parody are really that comparable here
Dookie@DooksterPrimeOct 18
Hate to say it but having both of these come out the same year it’s painfully clear that out of the two, Nathan does the whole docufiction shtick ten times better, more interestingly, and more confrontationally. I get Matt doesn’t like how unethical and mean spirited nathan’s 1/2
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Know Your Meme
@knowyourmeme26 Aug 2025
5 years ago today, we saw the first "yassification" of something on the internet.
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Horse slug@horseslugOct 18
pretending i like steely dan so my stepdad gives me a sip of his limoncello
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John Halo@EpicMasterChiefOct 19
I highkey got lost in the woods on some Alan Wake shit and now my whole body hurts
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g@34rths12h
I would do absolutely anything for my friends except open that reel
ؘ@gotacharm19h
I’m not watching that instagram reel but thanks for sending it anyway
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dj kare@droolyy16h
If you’re irl dating QUICKLY break up with them and get u an eRelationship on discord before it’s too late
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nathan fielder
@nathanfielder12 Jul 2015
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus4h
Basically no one is talking about the fact that Nathan Fielder intentionally deceives people into believing that a series of still images projected in quick succession is actually a “moving picture”
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kaiiiii ⎊ ☭ ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆@tblairockstar7h
they’ve got my prime minister on lad bible playing agree to disagree
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK7h
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham "strongly agrees" that Gen Z has life harder than Boomers
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Bride of FranGwenstein 🎃💚⛈️@Gwen_D_Olyn7h
Seen a lot of Nathan For You clips shared around the last few days but haven't yet seen anyone repost the pinnacle of the televisual medium that is Nathan Fielder as Captain Sully landing in the Hudson River as Bring Me to Life by Evanescence plays
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TV’S ALEX PTAK@PtakTestKitchen9h
Look how they desecrate hamburger church
Kim Willsher@kimwillsher1Oct 18
Welcome to Paris.
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real subtle@realsubtle7h
Coca Cola has all the sugar and energy that babies need to learn more about the world around them.
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