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Imagine growing up at the intersection of Cajun, Creole, Texas BBQ and Tex-Mex. Cutting my teeth on flavors y’all can’t even pronounce.
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Likely due to sustained brain damage from maintaining a severely low body weight for years :(
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cuando sus futuros hijos les pregunten cómo se conocieron y tengan que decir tu papá se puso a seguir minas en ig a las 2am y fui la única que cayó
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Texas is massive. The Cannabis industry taxes by itself could pay for free lunch for kids in school, take down healthcare costs, ect. It could help new business owners as well. There are so many farms that could bring amazing revenue.
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I know my addiction to isolation is unhealthy, but people are so draining (and disappointing).
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Prices are fucked rn but if you’re grocery shopping at target you’re simply not gonna make it
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headbands are so cute i wish it didn't feel like my skull is about to implode after wearing one for longer than 5 mins
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accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else i’m in big trouble
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Me sitting in my house and wondering what this exact place looked like in the stone age era
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I just feel like when a man is pursuing a woman she shouldn’t even think you know sex exists for the first 5 conversations
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make a lot of money so you can afford to remove yourself out of any inconvenient situation immediately
































